In the beginning God created day and night.

He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's.


He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On theSecond Day,
God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day
God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day
God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day
God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.


On the Sixth Day
God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good
Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day
God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.

He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ...
well .. almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.

It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!



IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!

i am standing to attention with hand on heart and a tear slowly welling in the corner of my left eye . never have i felt more like mates anda barbrie then i do right now . god bless god and god bless Australia

yeah, I had tears in me eyes as I wrote it (or more correctly cut'n'paste it from somewhere else).

for the politically correct among us, remember that it can be anyone's god