Beware Beware Beware KILLER DOLPHINS

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23690 posts
WA, 23690 posts
27 Sep 2005 2:44pm
www.theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/25/usa.theobserver

Strewth killer dolphins on the loose and they may target windsurfers.
wesdawindat
wesdawindat
WA
133 posts
WA, 133 posts
27 Sep 2005 3:33pm
Only in the USA!!!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
27 Sep 2005 8:18pm
flipper is that you?
whats that collar you're wearing?
aaaaaaaagh!
Haircut 4000
Haircut 4000
QLD
340 posts
QLD, 340 posts
27 Sep 2005 8:41pm
specially trained to hunt down speedo wearing Germans
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
27 Sep 2005 7:50pm
theyve been spotted
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=514

mike_jprox
mike_jprox
WA
48 posts
WA, 48 posts
27 Sep 2005 10:02pm
I'd be more scared of trained killer fish on WA's waters if I were you.

Today on the river I was goin max speed in 22knots and a fish jumped from the water and wacked me in the arm, needless to say i was scared ****less and nearly fell in
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23690 posts
WA, 23690 posts
28 Sep 2005 1:34am
I'm touched that when I wrote "killer dolphins on the loose, may target windsurfers" that people actually looked at it...... without asking the men in white coats to come see me hahahah
Mikey I'm OK honest, it is ridgy digde
Aims
Aims
WA
2 posts
WA, 2 posts
29 Sep 2005 12:23pm
Sorry Mark,

Apparantly all of the dolphins have been accounted for! Check this out! Very funny though!

www.msn.com/en-au/

Cheers,

Aims
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
29 Sep 2005 3:47pm
quote:
Sorry Mark,
Apparantly all of the dolphins

so which media do we need to believe?
I am confused then!!! I was already plannin to windsurf with a complete soldier outfit incase some crazy super intelligent stuff Dolphin, shark, tunas, octopus, crayfish, would try to get after me!!
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
29 Sep 2005 2:13pm
camo wetsuit, dive knife/thrower and a twin rubber shot gun tip spear gun is what you need.
I'm interested in selling mine $500 the lot. (cartridges not included)
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
29 Sep 2005 4:46pm
quote:
camo wetsuit, dive knife/thrower and a twin rubber shot gun tip spear gun is what you need.


Totally off-topic, but my last hobby before this one was spearfishing. On a week-long liveaboard boat trip in the barrier reef we were all issued those 'shotgun tips' (actually called powerheads). We all had a chat about them, and it turns out that powerheads kill more divers than sharks. Think about it, fire a powerhead (which is attached to your spear) at a shark/fish, it misses and hits rock or coral. The shotgun cartridge explodes, the explosion has nowhere else to go but to propel your spear back exactly in the direction it came, right into the diver! Also the cartridges can go off prematurely, people have had arms and legs blown off when carrying them under their wetsuit.

I quietly put my powerheads into my kit bag (remembering to take them out before getting on the plane) and swam with the sharks with no explosives on me.
Sharks are fine, they respond to body language just like any other animal. Panic and they become interested. Stay your ground and lunge at them if they get too close and they swim away.
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
29 Sep 2005 4:53pm
its best to prod the shark with it so it will not come back at you, unfortuanately most people get such a fright that they pull the trigger unintentionally when it goes off.
ps i dont have one since moving from s africa
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