I helped rescue a kiter a couple of months ago... Drivin' down the West Coast Hwy, saw some dood stuck a couple of hundred metres out, chucked a u-turn, grabbed my board off the roof and paddled out...
3 days later (the next time I sailed) there were some kiters around (no probs). One kook insisted on coming within 30 cm of me/my kit and doing 1 ft high girly twirly wirly's while I was tuning my rig standing on a sand bank



Lost the desire to help anyone after that...