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FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15104 posts
WA, 15104 posts
8 Mar 2012 4:13pm



Hey, I noticed that you had a sticker that said 'honk if you're horny'...

I've got two!
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
8 Mar 2012 7:03pm


License and registration please.
Do you know how fast you were going?
125. You were doing 25km over the speed limit.
No. No bull****.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
8 Mar 2012 7:05pm
After Starring with Kevin Costner in Dances with wolves, the market for Bison with acting ability dried up forcing Dave to sell crack on the streets.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
8 Mar 2012 9:21pm


"Do you mind if I hitch a ride - I've only got 2 suitcases and their quite small"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
9 Mar 2012 8:48am
NNRRFFT.....very funny...can you wind the window down please....
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
9 Mar 2012 9:40pm
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Mar 2012 9:47pm
Tonight on Today Tonight - "when clippered poodles on steroids go turning tricks, and how it could happen to YOUR FAMILY"
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
9 Mar 2012 11:49pm
sniffffffffffffff .....mmmmmmmmm leaaaaaaaaaather ....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Mar 2012 8:39am
go down here about two K, turn left at the deer and the antelope playground.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
11 Mar 2012 12:45am
Honestly, I know it was a steak house but I only ordered the salad.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
11 Mar 2012 4:34pm


TIME GENTLEMEN (and non men)

there were a couple of cleaver ones, but the idea of two teenage stoners in an old datto asking a bison for directions.... and the bison polietly providing them.

terminal...., it over to you

terminal said...




"You go straight on for about 100 metres and you'll come to a gate. Open the gate and drive into that compound; then - and this is very important - shut the gate. Drive around with the windows open there too and there are some nice friendly talking lions in there...yes I know, what are the chances eh! ... but they'll direct you to the exit.


Jedibrad
Jedibrad
NSW
527 posts
NSW, 527 posts
11 Mar 2012 5:37pm
What do you mean... "You don't want your window washed" mmm...mmm
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
11 Mar 2012 5:00pm
theDoctor said...



TIME GENTLEMEN (and non men)

there were a couple of cleaver ones, but the idea of two teenage stoners in an old datto asking a bison for directions.... and the bison polietly providing them.

terminal...., it over to you

terminal said...




"You go straight on for about 100 metres and you'll come to a gate. Open the gate and drive into that compound; then - and this is very important - shut the gate. Drive around with the windows open there too and there are some nice friendly talking lions in there...yes I know, what are the chances eh! ... but they'll direct you to the exit.





Thanks Doc - lots of good replies to that one so I'm surprised and pleased my 'feeding them to the lions' won.

I'll see what I can do.

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