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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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ka43
ka43
NSW
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ka43 ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
5 Oct 2016 9:00pm
Childsplay
Childsplay
NSW
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Childsplay Childsplay
NSW, 74 posts
5 Oct 2016 9:15pm
ka43 said..


Bloody Brazilian chainsaw........I knew I should have bought Japanese!
Parked
Parked
NSW
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Parked Parked
NSW, 169 posts
5 Oct 2016 9:19pm
2016 Darwin Award Winner
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
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PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
5 Oct 2016 9:22pm



D.I.Y vasectomy kit.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
5 Oct 2016 8:35pm
He was always splitting hairs.....
Vince68
Vince68
WA
675 posts
Vince68 Vince68
WA, 675 posts
5 Oct 2016 6:36pm
DIY transgender
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
5 Oct 2016 7:06pm
That's my chainsaw
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7282 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7282 posts
5 Oct 2016 7:13pm
Kev knew that only two small things were stopping him from becoming a real kiter.

But now he had found a solution.

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
5 Oct 2016 10:22pm
A.C.M.E Hung parliament resolution kit
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
5 Oct 2016 10:07pm

Sergey's literal grasp of the English language was to be his downfall...

"Cock the ignition switch" it says

"pull the starter chord" it says...



Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
Sparky Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
5 Oct 2016 8:20pm
After this I ended up with a saw cock and now my bum has a crack in it.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Oct 2016 11:58am
That's just nuts....
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23681 posts
6 Oct 2016 2:14pm
ka43 said..




A pictorial representation of how it feels to read Heavy Weather.


Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
Jupiter Jupiter
2156 posts
6 Oct 2016 3:34pm
It has been quite a while since Ollie's groin felt this much excitement !
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Oct 2016 9:41pm
"If you want to make the big time in rodeo you have to ride chainsaw" they said.
Yippee Ki-yay
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
Mastbender Mastbender
1972 posts
7 Oct 2016 3:50am
First, dress like a tree.
Second, decide that you need pruning.
Third, start with the skinny little branch and acorns.
Heisenberg
Heisenberg
WA
44 posts
Heisenberg Heisenberg
WA, 44 posts
7 Oct 2016 4:19pm
I think that's a woody wood pecker
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
7 Oct 2016 8:02pm
Nothing beats the satisfaction of DIY - especially when it comes to a Brazilian



albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
7 Oct 2016 8:15pm


My favourite shot from the film "The Chainsaw Assacre"
Orange Whip
Orange Whip
QLD
1081 posts
Orange Whip Orange Whip
QLD, 1081 posts
7 Oct 2016 9:25pm
Rod Stewart's retard uncle was the influence for his hit 'the first cut is the deepest'
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4950 posts
7 Oct 2016 9:35pm
Why is it that kiter jokes rank so high ?
Cos they deserve it.
Boom , right there !










Dont get me started.





I don't know what it is ,
Push bike riders of the water ?
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
7 Oct 2016 9:40pm
You bought the wrong chainsaw!


Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4950 posts
7 Oct 2016 9:47pm
Mabee that's a bit harsh of me
Sorry about that.
My notice of this is the kiters that I connect with are sailers that have converted. I also am curious about kiting ( and foiling ).
Otherwise I get a feeling of , I kite I am awesome !
Probably just me and my fellow mates.
Am I missing something ?
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Oct 2016 9:51pm



Joining the Israeli SAS as an outsider was tough, but the self-circumcision initiation ritual was even tougher....

Orange Whip
Orange Whip
QLD
1081 posts
Orange Whip Orange Whip
QLD, 1081 posts
7 Oct 2016 9:52pm
Imax1 said..
Mabee that's a bit harsh of me
Sorry about that.
My notice of this is the kiters that I connect with are sailers that have converted. I also am curious about kiting ( and foiling ).
Otherwise I get a feeling of , I kite I am awesome !
Probably just me and my fellow mates.
Am I missing something ?


What's the frequency Kenneth?
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
da vecta da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
7 Oct 2016 11:17pm
greenleader said...
You bought the wrong chainsaw!




Gearing up for the Surf FX Christmas party again Greeny?
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
Haircut Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
7 Oct 2016 11:58pm
^ this is what happens at home when you spend too much time in maui
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
ka43 ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
9 Oct 2016 5:39pm
This was obviously a crap picture so to put us all out of our misery Ill call it now.
Mastbender, over to you. I like that comment.
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