Breaking News- The Wiggles were lucky to escape unscathed when a rampaging bull seemingly singled out Murray. "I don't know what happened", said Murray. "I'd just hoped out of the big red car, walked up the red carpet and sat in the red stand in front of the big red flag. I guess it could of happened to anyone..."
Tragedy struck the final of the world Hokey Pokey championships. Dedicated to the end, Sticking their right hand in was to be their last mortal action...
For a very badly stuck mast the old 'hold it between the knees and get a bull to jump in the middle' trick resulted in little Jimmy being catpulted six feet into the air. Luckily he had is new trainers on.
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