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Bondalucci
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11 Jun 2014 8:11pm
Elmo tells us he's too busy for the Caption Comp.

Maybe he's got other issues to tend to.





Richiefish
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11 Jun 2014 8:23pm
14 days in a row can be quite draining in the porn industry. "Whats my motivation?" Elmo whimpers.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
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11 Jun 2014 8:26pm
Poor little bugger
shinobi
shinobi
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11 Jun 2014 6:33pm
Bondalucci said...

Elmo tells us he's too busy for the Caption Comp.

Maybe he's got other issues to tend to.







It's puppet time!
FormulaNova
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WA
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11 Jun 2014 6:41pm




Elmo was used to having a hand inside him, but by the look of GI Joe's face, Elmo thought he meant to use another body part.

Mark _australia
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11 Jun 2014 7:19pm
He-Man was a success in the 1980's, Tickle Me Elmo was a great success in the 1990's, but the "He-Man Red Freckle Pounder" twin set - not so much

albers
albers
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11 Jun 2014 9:59pm


Elmo was having second thoughts about being the mascot for the next Mardi Gras parade

Mark _australia
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11 Jun 2014 8:19pm
Given his later fame, it is obvious Elmo didn't hide behind the casting couch for very long at all...
FormulaNova
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11 Jun 2014 8:22pm



When Ken found out Barbie was two-timing him with Elmo, he wasn't very happy.

Mark _australia
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11 Jun 2014 9:02pm
^^^ Apparently Barbie never got pregnant because Ken came in a different box.

Maybe it was Elmo's .......
greenleader
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11 Jun 2014 11:44pm
" hey, you are not big bird!"





sausage
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12 Jun 2014 12:25am
It only took him a second to realise but Elmo's life was never the same again after seeing where GI Joe had glued Mr. Snuffleupagus's nose.
boardboy
boardboy
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12 Jun 2014 12:35am
that is going straight to the spank bank.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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12 Jun 2014 1:32am
Elmo: "err, Elmo not see you in de toy box before?"



GI Joe: "That, my little red furry friend, is because before seeing you, I've chosen to stay in the closet...."


Beaglebuddy
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12 Jun 2014 2:32am
Much to Elmo's relief the "Bugger me Elmo" prototype was canceled due to chaffing and fabric longevity concerns.


Mobydisc
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12 Jun 2014 7:46am
Wow it's true what they say about body builders.
Richiefish
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12 Jun 2014 8:49am
Elmo didn't like the way Joe had studded leather staps on all his appendages....
Al Planet
Al Planet
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12 Jun 2014 11:41am








Elmo was regretting falling asleep behind the couch at Bert and Ernie's party
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
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12 Jun 2014 12:24pm






Tickle Me Elmo was never the same after the "Free Testicles" typo went to print.


jusavina
jusavina
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12 Jun 2014 8:16pm
Elmo understood too late why one told him not going to kitesurfers' party.
Bondalucci
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12 Jun 2014 9:30pm
^^^^^^^

need the visual....



FormulaNova
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12 Jun 2014 8:49pm


When he got home, GI Joe thought he could hear Jane giggling behind the couch. It wasn't until he was already stripped off did he realise that there was also another laugh there and what Jane was really saying was 'tickle me...., Elmo'.



FormulaNova
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12 Jun 2014 8:54pm



Being the last one left at the party, things got weird when Ken came out undressed and said 'tackle me Elmo'.



greenleader
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12 Jun 2014 11:00pm
as a puppet, elmo was not too excited when he saw the depth gauge on kens arm.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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13 Jun 2014 12:26am
When Elmo went along to see the comedy show "Puppetry of the Penis",

he quickly realised he should've connected the dots a bit quicker...

Beaglebuddy
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15 Jun 2014 5:06am
Leave me alone! I told you that's me hand hold not me bum hole!


FormulaNova
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15 Jun 2014 9:13am
Just as a note, I'd love to see how many people use red thumbs in this comp, and do these people only use red thumbs? The green thumbs have been all over the place, from being bright green one night and hardly any green thumbs the next.

I always thought it was the caption you liked the most not the captions that you hated the least.

No wonder Laurie put in a limit to how many red thumbs you can give in one go. I must admit that I have red thumbed caption comp captions once or twice but only if they are in really poor taste/offensive.

At worst case, using red thumbs doesn't tell anyone who liked the captions the most, it just tells us there are some angry people out there.

Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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15 Jun 2014 9:48pm
Thanks one and all.
Elmo must really be working 14 hr days, 'cos he didn't even put one entry in this CC.

Anyway, going with the thumbs, the winner this week is Beagleboy for the cancelled "bugger me Elmo" doll.

Over to you.
Beaglebuddy
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16 Jun 2014 4:16am
Thank you, I will work on something really tasteless.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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16 Jun 2014 2:29pm
Perhaps your avatar might suffice...
Richiefish
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16 Jun 2014 5:28pm
Beaglebuddy said...
Thank you, I will work on something really tasteless.


Thats the spirit !

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