I am sure for the people in FNQ the situation isn't too funny, but... well... you have to lighten the mood sometimes :
Cletus wanted to escape the flood with all that he held valuable, but didn't know what to do when Sharon jumped on as well.
Clive Palmer spent so much on political advertising that he couldn't afford Leo or Kate for his Titanic remake.
News Flash after Palmer's Shock Election Win ----- "Aussie Boat People arriving in droves on the coast of Indonesia"
"Listen, you shirtless, ugly, prick, where the beer goes, I goes, and don't you ever try to leave me behind again!"
"Shut up you bitch, I don't want to hear it!"
If you didn't think it the first time u looked at her , the sign on her head confirms it.
Mike Waltze proved he was the king of Hookipa by windsurfing on a door.
Crystal thought she could be the queen of Tallahassee by getting pissed on a fridge.
Climactic scene from the Australian remake of James Cameron's eternal classic, titled....
"bogantannic"
'Nah fark off jack ya cant, there's no farkin room'
'fark off rose ya cant, gotta keep me hand dry to light me ciggies'
Mike Waltze proved he was the king of Hookipa by windsurfing on a door.
Crystal thought she could be the queen of Tallahassee by getting pissed on a fridge.
Cut the corners off and you have a Starboard Start.
Tampa Mk2, It only cost ScoMo two six packs and a packet of durries, but I don't think the voting public will buy it....
I like to think that everyone is a winner.
But I'll nominate Jetlag and the boat people travelling north as the winnerest.