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jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
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VIC, 1572 posts
20 Jan 2013 1:00am
Meme this....


elmo
elmo
WA
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WA, 8894 posts
19 Jan 2013 10:14pm
This is supposedly a fairly regular occurrence for marathon runners.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
19 Jan 2013 10:14pm
The most effective way to stop someone slip streaming you
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
19 Jan 2013 10:21pm
And that's why kiters wear wetsuits under their shorts
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
19 Jan 2013 10:24pm
^^^^^^Winner^^^^^^
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
20 Jan 2013 12:25am
bring on the swim leg
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
20 Jan 2013 12:35am
Adidas. For when you've got the runs!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Jan 2013 7:32am


Arnold was the untouchable favorite for the prestigious brown mile event...


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Jan 2013 7:35am

Shart: that uncomfortable feeling you get when your last fart may have overshot the mark.

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
20 Jan 2013 9:40am
I hope that was shepherds pie that I sat in at the last drink stop
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
20 Jan 2013 10:34am
"If it was the 100m I could have believed it...



....but I never expected Usain Bolt would $h!t all over me in a marathon!!"
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
20 Jan 2013 12:08pm





sh1t sh1t sh1t sh1t sh1t
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
20 Jan 2013 4:52pm


"Sh!t happens"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
20 Jan 2013 7:51pm


"Now if can do a p!ss, I can get rid of all this sh!t"

elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
20 Jan 2013 5:37pm
Who said this stuff only sticks to blankets?
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
20 Jan 2013 6:20pm



Warren had had 11 miles since the drinks station to regret telling his wife last night that she was too fat.
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
20 Jan 2013 8:45pm



Of the 30,000 spectators, 99% of those surveyed thought Warren had got his priorities wrong. On the downwind side of the road it was 99.999%
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
21 Jan 2013 12:36am
If he was to win, Warren knew he would have to pull something special out of his arse in the final Km...





...closer inspection proved his options were limited.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
21 Jan 2013 2:45pm
The close call with a truck may have been scarey but it hadnt slowed Roger down.
Ride
Ride
WA
236 posts
WA, 236 posts
21 Jan 2013 2:41pm
Bondalucci said...
If he was to win, Warren knew he would have to pull something special out of his arse in the final Km...





...closer inspection proved his options were limited.

Golden
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
21 Jan 2013 7:17pm
After the incident with the postie had left his bicycle damaged Flysurfer had to run to work
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
21 Jan 2013 7:18pm
Having spent much of last summer SUPping Roger had this year found a sport that was more pleasurable for both himself and for others around him
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
21 Jan 2013 7:30pm
The second half of the Proclaimer's had started to think that whilst running 500 miles just to be by her side was probably romantic, perhaps a bunch a roses would have been more sensible than running 500 more.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
21 Jan 2013 7:34pm
Pictures have emerged of early failures of the new North shock.XTR one for all - all in one body odour absorbing surfwear range
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
21 Jan 2013 7:40pm
Roger couldn't wait to get home to see if his back mounted GoPro had captured all the excitment of his first marathon
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
21 Jan 2013 10:23pm
After Lance Armstrong owned up to doping, Athletes everywhere sh!t themselves
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
22 Jan 2013 5:30am
On pace for a personal best, I'm not stopping for anything.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
22 Jan 2013 10:58am
Damn it!
If I finish first, I just know they'll dub me "Winnie" for the rest of my life.





Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
22 Jan 2013 10:19am

Stuart was starting to regret granny's do-it-yourself natural chaffing remedy...
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
25 Jan 2013 1:14pm
Last call for captions....
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
25 Jan 2013 2:13pm
jermaldan said...
Last call for captions....


Or should that be "Last call for craptions"?

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