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lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
13 Feb 2013 10:27pm

See what you can make of this.
Let me know if its been posted before, I have another, couldnt decide between the two.


Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
13 Feb 2013 10:36pm
Richard enjoyed being a Grenadier for the first 10 years....



....but now he was getting bored with the "same old grind."




elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
13 Feb 2013 8:03pm
Yep, He's standing at attention
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
13 Feb 2013 11:17pm



Experienced Guardsmen would pin their sleeve to the jacket and slide their right arm down the front of the jacket in readiness for some tourist grinding.

jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
14 Feb 2013 8:27am
lotofwind said...








"But... She said she was a Beefeater sarge..."
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
14 Feb 2013 8:57am
lotofwind said...







"No offence lady... But I'm a kiter"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
14 Feb 2013 9:15am


A moment after this shot was taken, young Ludmilla ended up on the other side of the street

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
14 Feb 2013 9:23am
Although Sargent Schultz was known to be the best back scratcher in all the Commonwealth, his colleague, Corporal Mandingo, was kept in reserve for those really hard to get to spots...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
14 Feb 2013 10:47am
Madonna warms up just before her and Guy meet the Queen.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
14 Feb 2013 11:44am
Wonderbra meets Wonderbar
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
14 Feb 2013 2:15pm
Why the redthumbs for lotowind, probably the best Comp pic we've had for ages. They are hard to find.

Anyway just to be balanced - Jermaldan should win.

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Feb 2013 5:57pm
^^^^^^Im colour blind, green or red just looks grey so I always just asume that little bar is green? Isnt it always green from you guys??? My cups always half full.lol
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
14 Feb 2013 3:14pm
lotofwind said...
^^^^^^Im colour blind, green or red just looks grey so I always just asume that little bar is green? Isnt it always green from you guys??? My cups always half full.lol


Her cups are very "full"
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
14 Feb 2013 3:18pm
Pin the tail on the english slapper I mean lady
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
14 Feb 2013 7:37pm


Although this Beefeater remained motionless, his colleague couldn't hide his enjoyment in watching the poledancing backpacker
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
14 Feb 2013 6:32pm
lotofwind said...
^^^^^^Im colour blind, green or red just looks grey so I always just asume that little bar is green?


Hey so I can write any old crap and maybe win?

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Feb 2013 9:58pm
The most grey thumbs win
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
14 Feb 2013 9:24pm
Shazza went looking for "Big Ben" she'd read about in the traveller's guide but as usual her mediocre intellect let her down...

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Feb 2013 12:14pm




Al Qaeda's mole in MI6 was mistakenly searching for weapons of ass destruction...



hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
15 Feb 2013 5:05pm
Queen Lizzy decided to send out her private spy agent to ensure her beafeaters were Pipper Middleton bum proof




gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
15 Feb 2013 5:21pm
Had to be done

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to meet me" boom boom
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15104 posts
WA, 15104 posts
15 Feb 2013 5:57pm



For a laugh, Stevo and Jacko would dress up as beefeaters and hang around outside the local pub, and just wait for the bimbos to arrive.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Feb 2013 8:23am
Doug got in big trouble for his non uniform belt buckle.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Feb 2013 8:25am
It had been a wild palace party the night before. Nancy didnt get to go home till George arrived with the muscle relaxants .
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Feb 2013 8:28am
Sergant Kowalski hated pole dancers !
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
17 Feb 2013 1:27am




Bollocks!
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
17 Feb 2013 8:42pm



"Sorry, I haven't got any change miss"


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
17 Feb 2013 8:38pm
Before the they bomb the palace Fatima must qualify the intelligence that tells them the guards are on loan from Tussauds.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
17 Feb 2013 11:09pm




Stehsegler: "so, luv, you fink a backloop is 'ard do you?"


gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
17 Feb 2013 11:43pm
Ummmm and here's me thinking you guys only had stiff upper lips!!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Feb 2013 8:34am
Guard: I'm sorry sir but if your kite has blown onto palace grounds, you've lost it.
Kiter :Please Mister, I'll do anything.

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