CC404

> 10 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
SupsailDave
SupsailDave
VIC
104 posts
VIC, 104 posts
27 Mar 2016 11:48pm
Have a go at this one.

powersloshin
powersloshin
NSW
1855 posts
NSW, 1855 posts
28 Mar 2016 7:31am
[singing...] Che sara', sara' ! Whatever Will Be, Will Be !....
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
28 Mar 2016 8:26am
Ahh, that's how the come up with blends.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
28 Mar 2016 6:44am
The original version of waveslave's avatar
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
28 Mar 2016 10:52am
Tiger Woods struggles with new sponsorship deal
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
28 Mar 2016 10:22am
He vowed another cigarette would never touch his lips.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
28 Mar 2016 10:23am
Then he stuck a Dunhill in each eye and a menthol up his clacker.....
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
28 Mar 2016 10:01am
The real reason the Jamaican bobsled team didn't do any good
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
28 Mar 2016 12:55pm
Unfortunately Dwayne thought they were ear cigarettes not e cigarettes.
Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
380 posts
28 Mar 2016 1:43pm
Yeah I tried it
But I did not inhale
hargs
hargs
QLD
634 posts
QLD, 634 posts
28 Mar 2016 4:07pm
The local ENT Witch Doctor was a big believer in nicotine therapy!
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
28 Mar 2016 3:00pm




In for a penny, in for a pound...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
28 Mar 2016 5:34pm
Ash liked to burn the candle from both ends
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
28 Mar 2016 7:45pm
At $40 a pack this is the latest in conspicuous consumption.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Mar 2016 9:01pm

When it came time for Mbato to quit the habit, he didn't so much as need a nicotine patch, but rather a nicotine body suit...
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
28 Mar 2016 7:09pm
It was an interesting use of the Eustachian tubes - and made the diagnosis very easy for the doctor.

"Two burst eardrums."

"Huh?"

"I said, YOU HAVE TWO BURST EARDRUMS!"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
30 Mar 2016 4:35pm


"4 cylinders and smoking hot" - automotive prototyping African style
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
30 Mar 2016 4:09pm
D'wutar was a big Deep Purple fan.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
30 Mar 2016 5:43pm
Umm Mr Potato Head? no, ummm, Sputnik? no umm I know, Smoky Robinson.
SupsailDave
SupsailDave
VIC
104 posts
VIC, 104 posts
3 Apr 2016 9:36am
Stuthepirate said...
Tiger Woods struggles with new sponsorship deal


Stuthepirate
I reckon you win mate
Over to you
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
3 Apr 2016 5:48pm
When Magic Ride realised his Magic Ride wasn't magic anymore he needed a quick fix. A very quick fix.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
3 Apr 2016 9:00pm
SupsailDave said...
Stuthepirate said...
Tiger Woods struggles with new sponsorship deal


Stuthepirate
I reckon you win mate
Over to you


Thanks Dave.
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply