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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
19 Aug 2012 6:18pm
It would seem topical to have an image from the Olympics, but it seems nothing even slightly amusing occured.

So, in reference to another hot news topic all captions must be in Times New Roman 12 point black font, no logos, no colours and no trademarks please

Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
19 Aug 2012 6:39pm
Unless you go to the meetings...you don't have a problem
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
19 Aug 2012 7:10pm
Not to be outdone, Philip Morris teamed up with Jack Daniels and resorted to the oldest trick in the book - door to door marketing.
Faced with such a visual reminder the addicted smoker can be seen dashing off to the shop to supply her habit.


(Sorry, but Times New Roman 12 pt black font wasn't an option.)
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
19 Aug 2012 9:17pm
Sorry, Jack lives next door mate.
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
19 Aug 2012 8:20pm


See? I told you smoking stunts your growth.

terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
19 Aug 2012 8:23pm


Whaddya mean its not fancy dress? - my daughter here told me.......

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
19 Aug 2012 10:41pm
Marlboro man was a lot smaller than I remember.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Aug 2012 10:46pm
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
19 Aug 2012 9:52pm
Just throw your smokes in the bin, you won't regret it
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
19 Aug 2012 11:55pm
After beating a hasty retreat and rolling her ankle, helen was greatful that stress and pain relief was close at hand.


theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
20 Aug 2012 12:54am




daddy daughter day in Rockingham

Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
20 Aug 2012 6:13am
MYOB, these are OUR family values, who are you to judge?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
20 Aug 2012 8:33am
A couple of new characters were set to be introduced
into the next season of



Mrs Brown's Boys.
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
NSW, 517 posts
20 Aug 2012 9:09am
trick or treat in Paxton
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
20 Aug 2012 10:33am
Mrs Otine was certain her new boyfriend Al Cohol would bond with her little Nic.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
20 Aug 2012 8:57am
PM33 and PM3 door knocked across Perth to spread the message of the evils of canola oil
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
20 Aug 2012 11:15am



Mount Druitt Mormons


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
20 Aug 2012 11:25am
theDoctor said...





daddy daughter just another day in Rockingham




fixed it for you
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Aug 2012 1:52pm
Suzi rushed off to get her "Bong outfit".
evilC
evilC
QLD
682 posts
QLD, 682 posts
20 Aug 2012 1:53pm
Daddy, why is mom leaving ?




Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Aug 2012 1:54pm
Suzi rushed off to get her "bong outfit"...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
20 Aug 2012 1:46pm
'scuse me has anone seen a little girl dressed up like an Eccy?

elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
20 Aug 2012 6:47pm
Before he changed his name to Jack, he was called Chardonnay, the ladies preferred a screw top to a cork screw
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
20 Aug 2012 11:14pm
Scuse me mate, you godda light?
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
21 Aug 2012 1:13am
"knock-knock"
Yeah, special delivery for a Charles Sheen.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
21 Aug 2012 8:50pm
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
21 Aug 2012 8:06pm
No mate, youse are not coming into moi fancy dress party!

This is 'straya mate! Come back when youse are dressed like a can of VB and a pack of Winnie Reds mate

LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
27 Aug 2012 9:33pm
soooooo ?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
28 Aug 2012 8:11am
After a few lay days the final has been run and the results are in :

3rd place to LeStef for 'soooooooo ?'
2nd place to Carantoc for just being such an awesome person

1st place to Mark-australia for 'scuse me has anone seen a little girl dressed up like an Eccy?'



(PS what's an Eccy ? is it like a home grown vegetable show in Brisbane or something ?)
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
28 Aug 2012 8:14am
Wait - stop press

After numerous appeals to the judging panel a formal review of the head judge has been ordered.

Fair Work Australia will undertake the review, results expected in about 4 years time.


In the interim all contestants must make their way to Manus Island immediately, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
28 Aug 2012 8:18am
Latest update -

original decision stands.

head judge has resigned following the leaking of pictures taken whilst playing strip pool.

Was quoted as saying 'it was cold, and that's not how my cue normally looks'
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