No. 351...Here we go...

Red30 this is Green20 , request adjust fire, out
Grid MikeSierra 385 627, over
Two trolls and one company of kiters in the open, over. Suggest rubber bullets and plasticine charge

Shot out, thankyou.

(No!!......... shhhh !!! just pretend, there are girls watching. Geez....)

Cambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...

The giant put a firecracker between my legs but I got away. The rest of the guys got melted by a huge magnifying glass !

I've been telling you, it's that f$%king drunk guy at the factory who molds the guns.

Its not easy being green

Hi just ringing about the coupe for sale...

Cambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...

"Look out girl, there's a guy over there on the phone wearing panty-hose."

[This one's for those of you who grew up in the UK in the 70s and 80s...For the rest of you this'll make no sense whatsoever!]

The Green Cross Man (i.e. teaching kids how to cross the road)

With the recent raising of the terrorism threat OH&S deemed the Green Cross Man's 70s superhero outfit insufficient and his employer called him on his street corner to confirm yet again that "Yes, the new body armour and weapons are indeed necessary to ensure kids can cross the road safely. And, yes, the inflatable M16 carry case is part of the safety campaign - remember we want the kids to 'be alert, but not alarmed'"

Buzz and Woody got all the real action, but somebody had to do the phone sex lines when the batteries ran out

Cambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...

Hey Doc, It's Jeff, you know how i wanted those Fake bum cheek and chest implants? I think we need a little chat..

Richiefish said..

Cambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...

The giant put a firecracker between my legs but I got away. The rest of the guys got melted by a huge magnifying glass !

I'm calling it... And the winner is Richiefish : )