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Richiefish
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14 Jun 2009 10:26am
Windxtasy said...



Hellooo everybodeeeee!
It is I, Grover. My friends and I are here to protest at remarks made about our dear little fuzzy friend Elmo in previous caption contests.
Please desist from slandering our furry friend or we will have to get nasty.









When I read this I automatically reverted to internal "Grover voice'...
drift
drift
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14 Jun 2009 1:37pm



"Excuse me, can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"
"No...f@#k off and find it yourself"


NotWal
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14 Jun 2009 3:21pm
MikeyS said...




The Mandura mob, short of wind and decent alphas, takes the next step.
Marvin
Marvin
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14 Jun 2009 2:20pm
Who says we can't fortify our club house? You wanna make something of it?
Windxtasy
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14 Jun 2009 3:16pm
Richiefish said...

Windxtasy said...



Hellooo everybodeeeee!
It is I, Grover. My friends and I are here to protest at remarks made about our dear little fuzzy friend Elmo in previous caption contests.
Please desist from slandering our furry friend or we will have to get nasty.









When I read this I automatically reverted to internal "Grover voice'...


That was the intention...
Windxtasy
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14 Jun 2009 3:18pm

Due to tough economic times the remake of "The Sopranos" was a low budget affair...





Windxtasy
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14 Jun 2009 3:22pm

Elmo and his mates put the laughter back into manslaughter





NotWal
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14 Jun 2009 7:39pm
MikeyS said...




Hey you. Ya got a bottle opener.

Bondalucci
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14 Jun 2009 9:09pm
Puppet Belly

......... Today, police felt helpless to intervene as the recent spate of killings in the underworld puppet gangland war threatened to spiral out of control following the recent drive by shooting of Crime Boss, Big Bird.


Bluedog76
Bluedog76
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14 Jun 2009 7:25pm
Today's show was brought to you by the letters B for Bikie gang, P for pimp and the number 13.
elmo
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15 Jun 2009 6:20am
We knew Hardie wasn't going to react well when he found out that I had got my first kite
DavMen
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15 Jun 2009 9:02am
Sesame Street - Tarantino Style
Episode 1. Puppet Fiction
Richiefish
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15 Jun 2009 10:17am
TICKLE ELMO !!!!! (or else)
NotWal
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15 Jun 2009 2:18pm






Hey you, Miss Piggy, show us your ....

And thats how Sesame St came to be cleaned up.


Windxtasy
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15 Jun 2009 11:12pm




In the aftermath of 9/11, Sesame Street changed it's policy from cooperation to intimidation...


Windxtasy
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15 Jun 2009 11:15pm



WAR ON TERROR:
The Netherlands trains pre-schoolers in counter-terrorism techniques


Windxtasy
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16 Jun 2009 10:19am



Firiebert and the FNQ crew display the latest windsurfing accessories for croc infested waters

(Elmo has relocated due to lack of winter wind in Perth)



note from Windxtasy - I'm even making up captions in my sleep now!
MikeyS
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16 Jun 2009 1:35pm
LOL, I'll call it tonight.
NotWal
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16 Jun 2009 1:41pm








Hey boys, that Windxtasy bimbo seems to be taking an unhealthy interest in us ....


Al Planet
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16 Jun 2009 2:01pm






Star Trek Conventions are generally considered very safe places occasionally a participant be rendered unconscious by a Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

Sesame Street Conventions are much more dangerous places as the fans unleash their "inner Muppet".
Hint: Do Not Dress As Mr Noodle (“convention Elmos” are far weirder and more imaginative than their role model)
Al Planet
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16 Jun 2009 5:57pm













Aloysius Suffleuphagus A K A "Snuffy the Ritilin Dealer" cuts supply in order to up the price.
Things get a little tense!
elmo
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16 Jun 2009 4:57pm
Windxtasy said...



(Elmo has relocated actually been doing some work due to lack of winter wind in Perth)





getfunky
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16 Jun 2009 5:15pm
"Just try this meth once - it won't hurt." said Oscar. The street was never the same again..
FormulaNova
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16 Jun 2009 5:33pm





With the success of the Underbelly series, channel 9 buy the rights to another program, and ask for just one small change...

Concerned parents argue that it really isn't suitable for a morning time slot, but channel 9 insist it is now a real-life educational program.
Marvin
Marvin
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16 Jun 2009 5:40pm
Yes, it is a gun in my pocket, but no, I'm not pleased to see you.
NotWal
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16 Jun 2009 8:26pm










Hey stupid, dont you know your boss has got a finger program running in the background. he he he...



MikeyS
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16 Jun 2009 11:26pm
OK, time to call it. While winning a round is enjoyable, it’s nothing compared to the laughs you get back by provoking the obviously too-fertile minds of you people.

Some fine entries indeed.

Special mentions:
Easty is quite right. If you cover over the eyebrows, each character looks their normal manicly-happy self.

TonyC- I haven’t had such a good laugh for ages.

FormulaNova- points for first observing the Dutch connection as well as some sterling entries.

RFish- For outing the WA boys. Good to see Decrep has gotten furry again.

DavMen- trying to get the fluff stains out of the carpet is a bugger.

But this round goes to:
Windxtasy. I (and NotWal too) sense that she has strangely strong and perhaps unhealthy affinity with the subject matter, bordering on the obsessive. You know there’s something going on when she’s making up captions in her sleep.

With each further submission building on the last, culminating in “The Sopranos”, but to be capped by the witty “Laughter to Manslaughter” [edit of greater familiarity with the subject matter.]

Over to you Windxtasy.

(Let's not turn this into a mutual admiration society!)
decrepit
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16 Jun 2009 9:47pm
MikeyS said...

>>>>>>>

RFish- For outing the WA boys. Good to see Decrep has gotten furry again.

>>>>>>>>>>



This is true, but I'd like to know how you worked it out. (it's time for Peter Cundall to be replaced)
I've looked at Elmo's mates and I'm having trouble seeing myself amongst them.

Not sure I should say all suggestions welcome?

elmo
elmo
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16 Jun 2009 9:49pm
decrepit said...

MikeyS said...

>>>>>>>

RFish- For outing the WA boys. Good to see Decrep has gotten furry again.

>>>>>>>>>>



This is true, but I'd like to know how you worked it out. (it's time for Peter Cundall to be replaced)
I've looked at Elmo's mates and I'm having trouble seeing myself amongst them.

Not sure I should say all suggestions welcome?






poor relative
poor relative
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16 Jun 2009 9:53pm
decrepit said...

(it's time for Peter Cundall to be replaced)

Not sure I should say all suggestions welcome?




Cousin it might be an idea
Couldnt find a good photo but you get the idea with this.....

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