Windxtasy said...

Hellooo everybodeeeee!
It is I, Grover. My friends and I are here to protest at remarks made about our dear little fuzzy friend Elmo in previous caption contests.
Please desist from slandering our furry friend or we will have to get nasty.

When I read this I automatically reverted to internal "Grover voice'...

MikeyS said...

The Mandura mob, short of wind and decent alphas, takes the next step.

Richiefish said...

Windxtasy said...

Hellooo everybodeeeee!
It is I, Grover. My friends and I are here to protest at remarks made about our dear little fuzzy friend Elmo in previous caption contests.
Please desist from slandering our furry friend or we will have to get nasty.

When I read this I automatically reverted to internal "Grover voice'...

That was the intention...

Elmo and his mates put the laughter back into manslaughter

Puppet Belly

......... Today, police felt helpless to intervene as the recent spate of killings in the underworld puppet gangland war threatened to spiral out of control following the recent drive by shooting of Crime Boss, Big Bird.

We knew Hardie wasn't going to react well when he found out that I had got my first kite

TICKLE ELMO !!!!! (or else)

In the aftermath of 9/11, Sesame Street changed it's policy from cooperation to intimidation...

Firiebert and the FNQ crew display the latest windsurfing accessories for croc infested waters

(Elmo has relocated due to lack of winter wind in Perth)



note from Windxtasy - I'm even making up captions in my sleep now!

Hey boys, that Windxtasy bimbo seems to be taking an unhealthy interest in us ....

Aloysius Suffleuphagus A K A "Snuffy the Ritilin Dealer" cuts supply in order to up the price.
Things get a little tense!

"Just try this meth once - it won't hurt." said Oscar. The street was never the same again..

Yes, it is a gun in my pocket, but no, I'm not pleased to see you.

OK, time to call it. While winning a round is enjoyable, it’s nothing compared to the laughs you get back by provoking the obviously too-fertile minds of you people.

Some fine entries indeed.

Special mentions:
Easty is quite right. If you cover over the eyebrows, each character looks their normal manicly-happy self.

TonyC- I haven’t had such a good laugh for ages.

FormulaNova- points for first observing the Dutch connection as well as some sterling entries.

RFish- For outing the WA boys. Good to see Decrep has gotten furry again.

DavMen- trying to get the fluff stains out of the carpet is a bugger.

But this round goes to:
Windxtasy. I (and NotWal too) sense that she has strangely strong and perhaps unhealthy affinity with the subject matter, bordering on the obsessive. You know there’s something going on when she’s making up captions in her sleep.

With each further submission building on the last, culminating in “The Sopranos”, but to be capped by the witty “Laughter to Manslaughter” [edit of greater familiarity with the subject matter.]

Over to you Windxtasy.

(Let's not turn this into a mutual admiration society!)

decrepit said...

MikeyS said...

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RFish- For outing the WA boys. Good to see Decrep has gotten furry again.

>>>>>>>>>>

This is true, but I'd like to know how you worked it out. (it's time for Peter Cundall to be replaced)
I've looked at Elmo's mates and I'm having trouble seeing myself amongst them.

Not sure I should say all suggestions welcome?