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Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
10 Jan 2012 10:51am
Thanks, Richie.
Here you go everyone. Can't wait to read em


elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
10 Jan 2012 9:30am
20 quid to kick im in the nuts
c'mon then It's a bargin
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
10 Jan 2012 12:43pm
As mad as a two bobby watch
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
10 Jan 2012 12:47pm
Sex Crime investigators reinact the famous Jack the Limbo murder.

[WTF is a Sex Crime investigator taking a photo of a bobby limboing!]
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
10 Jan 2012 1:21pm
Aint no party like a sex crime party

ps. is that Ricky Gervais in the background?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
10 Jan 2012 1:37pm



"Quick catch him with the rope before he makes it to the trees with the others!......."
"Gotchya! you're nicked sonny.... you're along way from the Thames now lad."
Aye.... your dear moom will be so upset, you coulda been a windsurfer, now look at ya, in the nick.....
OK, book him lads.


(Somebody had to do the boardies )
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
10 Jan 2012 7:49pm


Life after "The Bill" allowed some of the actors to add a comedic aspect to what once was a fairly serious job.

Here former PC Reg Hollis, now sporting a trendy goatee, is either "doing a limbo" or a rendition of "My Dear Old Mammy".
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
10 Jan 2012 4:52pm
Stuthepirate said...

Thanks, Richie.
Here you go everyone. Can't wait to read em





Is what you meant by improving public relations Sarge!!!
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
10 Jan 2012 8:53pm




Missy Higgins couldn't believe it.

She had travelled all the way to London to shoot her new music video, and half way through Act 1, Scene 1, 'Missy walks across a crowded forum carrying a wedding cake, dressed in a ball gown' the local constabulary decide to have an improptu limbo competition
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
10 Jan 2012 8:58pm
The metropolitan branch demonstrated to their collegues in the sex crimes division and the riot squad just how effective the new police barricading is.

'You see Sarge, Constable Dibble here just cannot penetrate past the plastic tape'
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
10 Jan 2012 9:02pm
The Police had nothing to go on.

They suspected a criminal mastermind was operating an illegal underground sperm bank station somewhere in this vicinity.

After several leads had come to nothing, they were willing to try anything next.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
10 Jan 2012 9:05pm
Despite the sign containing detailed instructions on how to complete the 'Jubilee Walk', it still require frequent demonstrations for the tourists.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
10 Jan 2012 9:08pm


Drama at the Police Urban Games as Officer Gruff drops his pole in the semi final of the pole vault competition
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
11 Jan 2012 8:49am
The Silvio Berlesqueoni Bunga Bunga trials were always going to be farcical, the Carbonari enjoyed the reenactments though...
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
11 Jan 2012 9:33pm
The Police Union's 'Visions of Summer' Seabreeze competion entry
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Jan 2012 11:31am
Because of the public masterbation involved, Limbo was declared a sex crime and made illegal in England..Pictured here Constable Blower demonstrates the lewedness of the act for the press.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
12 Jan 2012 9:58am



Limbo dancing under a mast kept the crowds entertained whilst waiting for wind at the LOC (London Ocean Classic)

The sex crimes squad were called in to investigate Neil Pryde's X rated masts.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Jan 2012 12:12pm


Before thier film career the Three Stooges were security guards on the London Underground.
climber
climber
NSW
1125 posts
NSW, 1125 posts
12 Jan 2012 1:21pm





"The Bill".... Dancing with the Stars selection process/ auditions.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
12 Jan 2012 6:33pm
no pole dancing until you can limbo under this.

(sex crime investigators is a given when polies are involved)
qldnacra
qldnacra
QLD
455 posts
QLD, 455 posts
12 Jan 2012 5:46pm
Look at me i'm pitching a tent quick take a photo
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
16 Jan 2012 12:21am
Time to call it.
Mark_Australia wins it with sheer numbers of greenthumbs (unusual for Mark).
Special mention to Sausage and Carantoc for make me spill my drink.
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