"Quick catch him with the rope before he makes it to the trees with the others!......."
"Gotchya! you're nicked sonny.... you're along way from the Thames now lad."
Aye.... your dear moom will be so upset, you coulda been a windsurfer, now look at ya, in the nick.....
OK, book him lads.
(Somebody
had to do the boardies

)