With a surge in the polls Julia finally reveals the real Julia

Tony releases the finer details of his boat tow-back policy

As the Goddess Zeator, the winged avenger, slayed the armies of the eternal darkness and brought her sword of light to shine through the evils of time and space the phone rang :

Good-day to you Madam, My name is Mr Jaydeep and I represent Astra Mining ......

Lotofwind..."Take that you masculine, sharp-witted, extremely talented poledancers"

Mr. No-one said...

Saved the best for last hey Carantoc, got my vote

Dunno if the Queen really sees herself as the sword wielding superhero type.
Oh, I get it...

Mr. No-one said...

Saved the best for last hey Carantoc, got my vote

Well - actually the story is - I had a bit of an issue posting the links and then deleting several nonsense posts and ended up with a couple of blank posts before the pictures one. I then had to hastily edit something (anything) into them otherwise they were just blank posts.

I think Waterloo noticed my ineptitude and tried to assist, only to have me sort out my incompetance and then make it appear as if Waterloo had simply quoted me for no reason. This got sorted quickly and didn't end up with Waterloo posting random nothingness like myself.

Anyhows, moral is - this thread is clearly be-witched, so if your milk turns sour you now know why.

I did woinder if the picture is a photo the Australian Navy took of the captain of a gay immigrant importing vessel (possibly disguised as a giant fishing trawler) approaching Ashmore Reef on its way to claim sanctuary in Tasmania.

At least I have got some recognition here...
…I reached that doubtful celebrity status on SB
“ the worst spelling homophobic troll bullied the most -chimp'ion of the year'
sorry petermac
with your chemtrails you just run out of fashion

Have you ever farted in a metal body suit?

elmo said...

Windxtasy: A family function when there's green arrows??? I think not

Love it! (but too close to the truth )
Now where do I find a gold wetsuit?

NotWal said...
WW: "INHAUL THE TRUNNIONS YE SCURVY CREW AND BUTTON THE HUTCHES TOO"
SC: "Trunnions? what be they cap'n?"
WW: "Arrr n runcinate the drelb flashings too ye rum scullion"
SC: "A longbottle party'll careen the drelb then ay ay."

Confusion reigns on talk like a pirate day.

Sounds like the 18th century Dude and Man.........

last call.

Time gentlemen and lady please.

Well spelled everybody. You are obviously all very old and and well schooled, clear evidence of the efficacy of corporeal punishment.

I notice we can't count the green hits anymore. That's progress for you - an aggregation of misfeatures that keep you looking for new ways to do things thereby adding to the aggregation of misfeatures and leaving an ever growing pile of obsolete invention that ultimately ends up reinterpreted by paleologists with strange eyes and peculiar habits.

What will they make of this then, product of a sheltered workshop? possibly a product of an early attempt at genetic engineering? What do I care.

It is now my onerous duty to cast down my terrible judgment solely based on personal whimsy. Are you trembling?

Carantoc - worthy diligence and application and by any fair measure a winner, but we can't let fairness interfere with arbitrary whimsy. There are many fine lol-worthy entries but Terminal's entry has my personal giggle meter working overtime and earning rebates from Energex. It would be churlish of me to disregard such personal enrichment so, in the absence of any overarching bribery, sorry it's Terminal. Your go. Be gentle.