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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
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QLD, 1497 posts
4 Sep 2009 8:49am
sausage said...

Darth desperately wanted to Leia but knew if she didn't find him attractive he would be going Hans Solo again.


Apparently the Dark Lord was a bit too partial to "grooming the Wookie"...scratching Yoda behind the ears...performing the Jedi HandTrick...



greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
5 Sep 2009 7:10pm
darth looks in his rear view mirror

"oh no not the police again. i keep telling them that ' i am not playing loud operatic music, it just follows me around"



NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
5 Sep 2009 9:33pm



Darth practices his lines "hmmm... Come over to the steering wheel on the wrong side Luke.... um, na ...."

busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
6 Sep 2009 5:13pm


Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
6 Sep 2009 5:52pm



Luke's Father's Day present to his Dad.

Darth was hoping for a new quad waveboard but this was pretty cool.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
6 Sep 2009 6:10pm


The empire was severely affected by the universal economic down turn.
Budget cuts only allowed for a fleet of landbased fighters.
Light sabres were replaced by glow sticks.
Power restrictions and widespread blackouts expanded the dark side
and the force was only available intermittently where reception allowed.
julzie
julzie
VIC
19 posts
VIC, 19 posts
6 Sep 2009 9:36pm


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Sep 2009 9:56pm
The quest to conquer the Republic took a back seat while Darth went through his mid-life crisis.


Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
7 Sep 2009 12:54am


smile at the people Stewart.....smile at the people
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
7 Sep 2009 11:39am
David Hasselhouf had a new idea on getting knight rider to appeal to the kids of toaday
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
8 Sep 2009 12:39am
That's Mrs Vader's boy Darth. He's a bit of a worry.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
8 Sep 2009 12:55am
When the cloaking failed on his wheels everybody could see that Darth's Landspeeder was really just a car. Boy was he embarrassed.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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QLD, 5612 posts
8 Sep 2009 11:42am
But Mister ! This isnt the way to my house !!!


Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
8 Sep 2009 11:42am



Darth Vader off to deliver another ham and pineapple pizza.


"be careful you must be when ordering pizza" (lesser known quotes from Yoda)
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Sep 2009 8:51pm
Since things are slowing down in the CC, I couldn't resist this little aside.....
greenleader
greenleader
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5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
8 Sep 2009 10:36pm
bondy, weird al at his best parody mode, love it.

calling last entries.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
8 Sep 2009 10:09pm
As a last ditch effort, Darth thought if he turned up in these cool wheels Luke just might acknowledge him as his father.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
8 Sep 2009 10:23pm
Windxtasy said...







Some say he is the son of a motherless goat.
We call him the STIG
RRamjet
RRamjet
QLD
43 posts
QLD, 43 posts
9 Sep 2009 4:49am
G. O. GG. O......Darth, not the Dart.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
9 Sep 2009 9:11am
Some might find this funny.

Note that there are four or five profanities so parental guidance for the kiddies please.




JayBee
JayBee
NSW
714 posts
NSW, 714 posts
9 Sep 2009 2:17pm
Waterloo said...

Some might find this funny.

Note that there are four or five profanities so parental guidance for the kiddies please.







I have seen this before and must admit - it is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I was absolutely in stitches.
Thanks for reminding me.
JB
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
9 Sep 2009 7:02pm




It was time for Darth's weekly shower at the car wash.
"Shall I have the Executive wash or the Economy wash?" he thought. "Last time I had the Super De Luxe and that hot air blowing in my ear made me mess up my armour.
Next week perhaps I shall have my minions lick me clean....ooh yes"


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
10 Sep 2009 12:29am
so campers, had heaps of fun with this one for a really basic photo.

i chortled with jaybees obvious "Very few people knew The Stig had an evil twin."

chuckled with rohjar's reference to the previous caption comp,

sniggered with marks, "Darth was way cooler than Jabba the Hut in his Hummer and Yoda in his Yaris" which was really corny.

waterloo's "The quest to conquer the Republic took a back seat while
Darth went through his mid-life crisis." was way too funny but you won the last one dude!

al planets late entry "Darth Vader off to deliver another ham and pineapple pizza.
"be careful you must be when ordering pizza" (lesser known quotes from Yoda)"

had a few of us giggling like schoolgirls!

so take it away al planet!

p.s. thanx waterloo, i was going to imbed the death star cafe at the end of the caption comp and you stole my glory!!!

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23688 posts
WA, 23688 posts
9 Sep 2009 11:00pm
I actually don't get it.... just wondering..... is Darkside Pizza a chain store over east that we don't have here? Was there a reference to pizza in one of the Star Wars movies (I only saw the OLD 3 not the new weird ones)?
What is the connection?

Or is it funny cos there is no relationship between Star Wars or Vader and pizza so it is really out there and thus funny?

I dunnooooo
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
10 Sep 2009 9:21am
Mark _australia said...

I actually don't get it.... just wondering..... is Darkside Pizza a chain store over east that we don't have here? Was there a reference to pizza in one of the Star Wars movies (I only saw the OLD 3 not the new weird ones)?
What is the connection?

Or is it funny cos there is no relationship between Star Wars or Vader and pizza so it is really out there and thus funny?

I dunnooooo


The latter I think!
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
10 Sep 2009 4:13pm
Windxtasy said...

Mark _australia said...

I actually don't get it.... just wondering..... is Darkside Pizza a chain store over east that we don't have here? Was there a reference to pizza in one of the Star Wars movies (I only saw the OLD 3 not the new weird ones)?
What is the connection?

Or is it funny cos there is no relationship between Star Wars or Vader and pizza so it is really out there and thus funny?

I dunnooooo


The latter I think!


Don't think I can explain it, regardless there in a lot of funny stuff on youtube that is Vader related and definitely funny. Here is my favourite.

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