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Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
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24 Jun 2007 12:10am
On the way home today after sailing feeling worn out and with sore hands I this guy I know(lets pretend his name is Justin) thought I'd he'd get a pizza and vids. Picked out a couple of R rated dvds and payed for them but when I he put out my his bright red hand for the change she shook her head and said "Haven't you already watched enough porn today ?". If anyone else has any embarrassing or funny things sailboard related I'd like to hear them, You can say it happened to Justin too!
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
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24 Jun 2007 1:46am
you he would have looked like a real filth perv, if you he had blister on his hands...
knot board
knot board
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24 Jun 2007 7:21am
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. No-one

On the way home today after sailing feeling worn out and with sore hands I this guy I know(lets pretend his name is Justin) thought I'd he'd get a pizza and vids. Picked out a couple of R rated dvds and payed for them but when I he put out my his bright red hand for the change she shook her head and said "Haven't you already watched enough porn today ?". If anyone else has any embarrassing or funny things sailboard related I'd like to hear them, You can say it happened to Justin too!



HA, HA, HA, Classic mate!
Thanks for sharing that one!
Juice
Juice
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24 Jun 2007 11:12am
You forgot to mention the embarrassing bit..........it was GAY PORN !
Greenroom
Greenroom
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24 Jun 2007 8:54pm
Well if anyone knew what Mr. No-one Justin looked like, he would have been kicked out of the video shop before he got a chance to pay for the filth
greenleader
greenleader
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25 Jun 2007 12:15am
bit like buying a 100% home girls annual on your way to mambo!
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
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25 Jun 2007 8:56pm
And may I say Juice that was your best preformance yet. Hint: next time shave greenrooms arse. I don't wanna know why they call you juice, and as for 100% home girls, that is just wrong, very very wrong
Haircut
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26 Jun 2007 12:13am
oops, i think my post was moderated..sorry laurie - i suffer from guttermouth after a red or 3

in a more edjukated voice, that shout have read

quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

bit like buying a 100% home girls annual on your way to mambo!



or a bit like a prono from that country starting with the letter "G" with I & A & poo'in & wee'in

nebbian
nebbian
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25 Jun 2007 10:24pm
Ghiana? I consider myself quite educated in that area, but I've never seen ghianian pr0n!
Haircut
Haircut
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26 Jun 2007 12:39am
ghianian? which gps speed team is that?

wello for wednesday nebs
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
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27 Jun 2007 8:15pm
I used to sail wello about ten years ago and wondered if the cochran brothers are still active, does anyone know? Oh yea, and my hands feel much better now
Juice
Juice
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27 Jun 2007 8:43pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. No-one

And may I say Juice that was your best preformance yet. Hint: next time shave greenrooms arse. I don't wanna know why they call you juice, and as for 100% home girls, that is just wrong, very very wrong


That was my long lost twin brother we get mistaken for each other all the time. It's OK Mr No one people make that mistake all the time. So as it's my bro next time you see me out sailing can you please stop singing "It's raining men" or at least just go back to singing it in your head.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
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27 Jun 2007 9:06pm
Shhhhhhhh, no ones supposed to know about that
Greenroom
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27 Jun 2007 9:12pm
Hallelujah
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