YOU KNOW THE PHONE CALLS TXTS ALL NIGHT LONG WHEN YOUR MATES ARE GOEN OFF,WHAT THE HELL WAS IN DA BEER THAT NIGHT

DA CASINO HIGH ROLLER WAS OUT AND ABOUT,WITH DA LOOPEN DOOR MAT.

DID ANYONE SPOT THEM LAST NIGHT, TRAWLING FREO S NIGHT CLUB STRIP.

ALL I COULD HEAR WAS TOOTY YELLEN AND YARHOOEN, WAS THESE, DA WEST OZ POWER BABES OR WHATOR YOUR USUALL PARK PIG IN
DA BOOT OF DA MERC MAN

GET OFF DA LOUNGE AND CARVE ON DA WATER BRO,YOU ARE DA WIND MACHINE

IS IT ON LIKE THERE CALLING?
OR A
NORWEST SLIDER,WITH HEAPS OF RAIN

My office could supply interpreters should you need to understand the language above.

Love

Johno

Hey King,
It's a double frontal system. The first one will be 'dragged' by the secondary front. Just rain I reckon for the weekend.
Next week is the go.

Mr Amatuer

Due to your concerns I'm about to introduce a "windsurfer equalisation tax". As from a yet to be anounced date, all students currently kite boarding will be charged a intellectually disadavantaged tax, with the proceeds of this tax being fairly redistributed to those less than fortunate, financially struggling windsurfers. This is all part of my new package announced in last weeks budget, in accrdance with my Work to Windsurfing social reform agenda.

Love Johno

Do I need to apply through centrelink.windbludge.gov.au for the "windsurfer equalization tax" Mr Howard, or will it be direct deposited into my account?Love your work!!!!!!

Well overdue and Sunday is go!!!!!!!!!