Dave Ezzy for Prime Minister!!!!!!!

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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18 Feb 2006 3:25pm
A recent article by Dave, posted below. If you want to check out the sh!tfight over this on forums, it looks pretty long on http://www.kiteforum.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2324498

Interestingly, on the international kite forum a LOT of the kiters are very kind to him, considering the strong words he uses to describe their "sport". Never seen that on the seabreeze forums, maybe aussie kiters are a bit more touchy??


David Ezzy

WHY WINDSURFING WAS NOT CANCELLED

When kiting started getting popular in the mid to late '90s, it seemed windsurfers everywhere were abandoning ship to take up kiting in droves. I recall a few kiter converts even stating, "Windsurfing has been cancelled." Fast-forward to today and we find kiting did not overtake windsurfing. In fact, windsurfing is stronger now than it was then.

Secrets of survival: We didn't all become kiters for a few reasons. Getting yanked out of the water with the force of a 747 does not appeal to everyone. Walking on the beach dodging kite lines is like walking across a mine field. Trees, rocks and other hard and dangerous objects always seem to get in the way of kiters. And the warning labels on kites keep referring to death - not a good sign.

When something breaks, there is nothing to paddle in on, and you need someone to help you launch and land. I always hide when I see a lone kiter, for fear it will be me having to help.


like Darwin's natural selection - only in this case the weak fell by going to kiting. That was good for windsurfing because it left this core group of strong, dedicated windsurfers to multiply. The types stoked about getting other people into it and those who have an enthusiastic passion for the sport - those are the windsurfers who remain.

Why Ezzy Sails won't trend toward kiting: I stick to what I'm passionate about. It's that simple, just like Ezzy's three-sail line.

Why this magazine shouldn't either: And what about WindSwfing doing an article on kiting recently? This rag has limited space.
People are chomping to see their sport.
The plague of kiting: There's another big reason. Stick with me on this. Recently, I read that some people of Northern European descent have special resistance to disease stemming from the bubonic plague of the 14th century. The people who survived had a special gene, by fluke. The plague hit a couple of times, so the predominance of this gene got stronger and stronger.
So bubonic plague equals kiting. It cleaned out the windsurfers that were on the weaker side.

The has-been pros and those who weren't going to make it, and the people who were sitting on the fence who weren't that stoked about windsurfing - that's who kiting took. It was o
right? When kiting fills some of these finite pages where they're expecting to see windsurfing, you let them down.

Windsurfing's intelligent design: It's a self-contained, self-propelled sailing apparatus.

It's beauty. You glide along water in perfect control. You can go close to somebody. Launch and come in yourself. And unlike when you kite, you don't look like a monkey in The Wizard of Oz.

Parting shot: And finally, what's with the handle on the back of the kiter's harness? Is there also a warning label that states, "If you see me flying away, grab here to save me"?

David Ezzy is the ownel' and sail designel' ftl', Ezzy Sails, ezzy.com.

Haircut
Haircut
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18 Feb 2006 6:50pm
sounds the magazine wanted him to write recycled gybing and waterstarting article no #1834, and this is the result
Kremlin
Kremlin
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18 Feb 2006 6:55pm
This is good artical yar
This Dave Ezzy he know for what he talk about

I like take on bubonic plague and how weak windsurfers went to kites
In mother Russia we have other saying

"The meek shall inherit the earth... but they will never make it in the waves !"
nebbian
nebbian
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18 Feb 2006 7:48pm
Cripes don't those kiteboarders whinge a lot! I've yet to see a decent flamewar on a windsurfing forum.

Funny how some of them think that no-one new is taking up windsurfing... for me the choice was easy, kiteboarding was WAY too trendy
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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19 Feb 2006 3:51am
Haircut, I believe this was Dave's response (letter) to "Windsurfing" magazine in the USA, as they included a kite article in the mag.

As he pays thousands of dollars per issue for advertising, I think they probably listened
waveslave
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19 Feb 2006 10:05am
Windsurfing must be cancelled ,
if Mark of Oz bothers to scroll thru an 8 page thread on Kiteforum.com !

Still waiting for 25 knots, Mark ?

Regards,
slave.
FilthyAmatuer
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19 Feb 2006 2:52pm
lol


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PostPosted Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:19 am Post subject Reply with quoteFind all posts by %s
Bubonic Plague........LOL

Is it a case of grumpy old man syndrome with bad memory loss ?
Remember David, history tends to repeat itself.

Short surfboards were the small pox feared by longboarders decades ago.
Boogie boards were bacteria-infested sponges avoided by healthy surfers.

Now the epidemic known as kitesurfers (with their sick chicken-loops),
is spreading like bird flu.

Quick, call the Fremantle Doctor (name of West Oz seabreeze),
I need my medication NOW.'
Pugwash
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19 Feb 2006 3:25pm


Nice one Filth!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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19 Feb 2006 3:41pm
Mr Slave,

bit touchy are we? I posted this for the interest of windsurfers and kite surfers alike. You will note I did not write the article, and I only posted the article here, without resorting to rude comments about kitesurfers. You must think I stuck it here just to upset YOU?

BTW, I didn't read the whole 8 pages but as I said what I did see in half the thread was quite a lot of kitesurfers NOT crticising Dave for his point of view and being NICE. Unlike when anyone posts anything about kites here and you seem to get so upset. Stop sooking.

Further Mr Slave, no I'm not waiting for 25kn.....I've got 20-30kn down the line 3/4 mast epic conditions for the next 3 days.

You still too scared to go out in anything more than 20 if it's gusty, or more than 30kn EVER Slave? Afraid you'd get dragged across the carpark if you get an unexpected gust. How many bottom turns have you ever had down the line... my best so far is 9.
Much more fun than hanging upside down, 15ft out of the water, 20 times in an afternoon. I can do that on a tree branch in my backyard.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
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19 Feb 2006 5:11pm
Yay, an honest to goodness flamewar!!

*grabs popcorn and finds a good seat*

btw kiting is universally regarded as being easier than windsurfing... but then again so is riding a tricycle [}:)]
Haircut
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19 Feb 2006 10:02pm
quote:
Originally posted by nebbian

Yay, an honest to goodness flamewar!!

*grabs popcorn and finds a good seat*

btw kiting is universally regarded as being easier than windsurfing... but then again so is riding a tricycle [}:)]



that must mean windsurfing = PC & Kitesurfing = Apple Mac
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
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19 Feb 2006 10:05pm
even worse - Apple Mac with the "Bubonic plague" virus
nebbian
nebbian
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WA, 6277 posts
19 Feb 2006 8:49pm
Bubonic plague?

Perhaps you mean Melissa? LoveBug? CodeRed? Slammer?

Oh hang on, none of them affected macs at all
waveslave
waveslave
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19 Feb 2006 10:05pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mark _australia

Mr Slave,



BTW, I didn't read the whole 8 pages but as I said what I did see in half the thread was quite a lot of kitesurfers NOT crticising Dave for his point of view and being NICE.



LOL.
That's Kiteforum on a good day.
On a bad day, it's a real pack of bitchs,
interspersed with the brand whores and kite pimps.

Mark, stop counting your bottom turns.
It's not the quantity that matters, only the quality.

Nicest Regards,
Mr Slave.
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
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20 Feb 2006 7:55pm
funny thing is he is actually really nice to windsurfers in person...
Big Al
Big Al
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21 Feb 2006 1:23pm
I thought Dave Ezzy was intimating that the Bubonic plague should be released ON the kiting community - now thats an idea to get behind..!

AB....
waveslayer
waveslayer
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24 Feb 2006 4:51pm
With that attitude makes me want to go out a buy Ezzy sails.

Rather be a Slayer than a Slave

Regards
Slayer.
Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
418 posts
24 Feb 2006 7:03pm
I with Big Al,
Let's release bubonic plague or some of Saddams stockpile of chemical weapons of mass destruction on the kite boarding community..
In fact anyone who is silly enough to wear boardshorts over a wetsuit should be injected with a lethal dose
I think the sport's angriest ant of all... the so called waveslave should be first one to get the injection.
I'll gladly hold him down while Mark_australia sticks the lethal needle into his arm
If there was ever a man suffering from 'little man syndrom' it is the waveslave
Very vocal & angry snake when on the water but when it comes to fronting up on the beach... well, no where to be seen

keep up the good work waveslave looking for the rock you crawled out from under

Signed
Kremlin, the Russian Ant Eater
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