Dedication to Kecksoff "He da Man"

Kecksoff, or can I call you Seaton, Oh thee beloved Kecksoff
Oh thou who art the shining light of wind and wave,
Who's company windsurfers do thee crave,
In tenderness and love, thee do go off,
The lip hath no fear for thou Kecksoff,
He Loveth, his saileth as if it were life itself
He floats, and flutters on the oceans like an elf
But when thou ask Kecksoff, about "Thee love who
"It is crownies for me mate", Not Fosters or that cheaper brew
So ye may ask who is this man they call Kecksoff
It' that Snobby Seaton, he just an old Toff

Poet in residence (Next time you tease me, I'll write you a love song)


Hardie SoftBoy
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Hardie SoftBoy

Kecksoff,

In reply to your beautiful poetry,
I have finally stopped crying and can now respond

You unlike my imposter self, shame me with your true artistry
Thou art new father also, congratulations to you and mum
May your new child bring you all the joys and happiness that my beautiful child has bought me,
And may you be even more blessed than I, and that he/she not turn into the horrible brat that mine has become
Have a drink on me New Dad
Have pity on this old Dad, who was defied and humiliated tonite, for the 1,000th time by his wretched 7 yo daughter
It was only your beautiful poetry that restored me, I can again face the world knowing that such beauty still exists,


Hardie SoftBoy

Make you Laugh, You dare to mock me

Got have one of those windsurfers, but I'm too scared to bid on e-bay

Hardie SoftBoy