Lord of the Imbeciles, Egotistical dikhead of the year, tries out his brand new Ezzy 5.8 and within 30 mintues completely destroyed the top two panels

How was this possible not even sailing in the ocaen, not even near a wave, not even near a reef??? How can any body destroy a sail on an estuary? How is this possible you say?????


Read: EGO


Ego first, I had to beat Elmo to shore, 46 going on 16, so I take the boat channel route so I can beat elmo, which is littered with channel markers with jaggered point edges on the top, photo to follow........


Then Read: Channel Marker

Dikhead of the year goes and crashes into channel marker with jaggered pointy bits on top. Not only does dikhead crash into channel marker but top of sail impales itself onto jaggered edges and is stuck, so only way to release sail is to further shred the panels

You come onto a forum and just do one tiny little brag about your holidays .................and............................KARMA............BANG................... Reality kicks in.................................... Life can still suck at times..................... Have had this inner glow after holidays which last night I managed to extinguish very quickly

Just joking. That sux, is it just the monofilm thats ripped?

welcome back to planet earth hardie.

what is it with u, elmo and grumps and new gear!!!!!!!!!

he he he ha ha ha cough cough splutter splutter he ha ha he ha... etc

Sorry to hear of your loss, but that is a classic elmo-in'.

Did it punch through the sail so your rig was stuck on it like a kebab

Comrade Hardie
You have picture of impalement ?
Maybe sail on marker with board hanging in wind ?

I send you sail tape and vodka. Which order you using of them is up to you for choosing.
Just be thinking of many good sailing in Coros you just having... not thinking of ego related impalement !

I'm gald I'm providing some entertainment for you crew....... while I suffer in pain alone........

here's the Culprit:

seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=3242

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Originally posted by hardie


here's the Culprit:

seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=3242

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Now if some alien landed in the eastuary and saw that thing, what would he think it was???

A mean nasty sail destroyer, it's obviously built just for that purpose!!!!

The question must be asked.
were you on the port or starboard side of the marker, depending on which direction you were going ... upstream or downstream, you may actually have a case against the council

Of course if you were on the incorrect side of the marker STFU (shut the .... up)

I would have thought you would have worked that out by now, seeing as it happens every time you open your mouth








only jokin, I remember you being sensible ..................... once

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Originally posted by hardie

Question for all you budding comedians:

Ize goez to the sail repairer this morning and explain what happened, and the reaction was as follows:

A dipping of the head, eye closure, then a subtle left to right roation movement of the head? Is that a disapproving shake or not? What else could it have been?

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If it's who I think it is, I can hear him saying under his breath,
"hardie, hardie hardie!!"

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Originally posted by nebbian

How did it actually happen?

I've felt like a right goose running into stationary objects -- moored boats, channel markers, poles... one moored boat I ran into had someone on deck as well

Was the internal dialogue something like this?
"Gotta get back before Elmo, I can take this shortcut, sure I can point higher than that marker, yep my board is pointing higher than the pole at least, hope the windward edge of my board clears it, oh **** forgot about the sail, here's a gust so I've got to sheet out..."

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very close mate eeriee........ dada..dada...dada.... freaky music... dada....dad....dada.........


Decrep, I think youre right.......... be interested to find out what you thought..........

Poor Reli, yes there's a saying from the village my sicilian father came from it goes something like this : "how do you make God laugh? Tell him about your plans!!" I was planning to really look after the sail and keep it in good nick for years

Hardie, How embarrassment, You are a shame to our family, you make me sick, a genetic mutation obviously, how could I be related to you