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Ebay Wetsuit - funniest thing in years

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redsurfbus
redsurfbus
304 posts
redsurfbus redsurfbus
304 posts
17 Mar 2011 6:17am
This is becoming viral over in the uk, dont know if it has reached your shores yet, it is one of the funniest things I have read in years.
Read the comments as well - some are even better than the advert

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/160559216667#ht_1100wt_1141

enjoy
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
17 Mar 2011 10:08am
Absolute gold Redsurfbus. An extract that took my fancy.

"You're probably thinking "People p*ss in wetsuits, I'm not sure about a second hand wetsuit", but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you're sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don't like boys that smell of p*ss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate p*ss smelling man.

I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits."

If you get five minutes read the Q&A at the bottom. This guy is a real wag.
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
P.C_simpson P.C_simpson
WA, 1492 posts
18 Mar 2011 12:49am
Funny guy, don't think we will see him here in Perth, has a major fear of swan's..
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
18 Mar 2011 10:03am
This guy sounds like David Thorne...www.27bslash6.com/
graceman
graceman
WA
323 posts
graceman graceman
WA, 323 posts
18 Mar 2011 6:03pm
He should be writing stand up for someone

Q: Babe you are now a legend on Facebook and at my college. You've brightend alot of peoples days!!! XXXX 15-Mar-11
A: I am pleased about this. I like bright ends. Torches have bright ends. Where is your college? Asking for a friend.

I am in a lot of pain and this has seriously hurt me through laughter and tears .
rustbucket
rustbucket
NSW
290 posts
rustbucket rustbucket
NSW, 290 posts
1 Apr 2011 9:33pm
amazing
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