65.7 kms/hr or 35.44 Knots

How the F#ck am I ever gonna beat that

When I did 60.3 km/hr, my ears were bleeding, my liver started having alcohol withdrawals, my spleen split open; My testicles became Labia Majora; My sphincter sealed itself, So How the F#ck am I gonna go 5.5 km/hr faster than that I'll probably be hospitalised with tri-polar disorder, have a quadruple bipass, and have a sex change operation

Elmo you know our friendship has now ended

I hate you with all my Fart__________________
Hardina (Exchange Student staying at Hardie's place)

Slow boys your just slugs in an ocean of oil.

I do 70Km/h just running down the beach to rig my gear up, now if you were half as good as me then you'd be world champions.
Mind you i am in the company of mere mortals.

Thanx YoYo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elmo's Smugness, I can't ****** stand it

I'm gonna have to risk life and limb to beat that time, gotta wipe that SMUG off his face

Prel

Is Mi5 chasing you again?

Hardina (Exchange Student staying at Hardie's place)