WA
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So who lost the key to their Toyota at Pelican Point on or before Saturday 9th December?
A clue would be that you had to break a window to get in, or perhaps phone home for a spare key, or worse still, walk home. If any of these sound familiar, phone Pete on 9 3844 529 and if you can answer 3 easy questions it's yours.
The first question might be "what sort of car is it for?" And I've already told you that so that just shows how easy they will be.
If you're a kite surfer however, there will be a 3 hour written examination requiring a pass mark of 95%,.... and a promise to reform!!
Merry Xmas
WA
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I suppose that would have to mean that it belongs to a Dangler and you haven't noticed it missing yet.
I will ask a few simple questions which might jog your memory.
Did you always access your Toyota with a screwdriver/crowbar/housebrick?
Does the vehicle access housebrick in your back pocket drag down your dacks so that you now show more than a fashionable amount of your jocks? (more than 4 inches is regarded as a state of semi undress and is not fashionable.)
If the answer to any of these intriguing questions is 'yes' then this key could be yours.