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Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
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QLD, 14968 posts
30 Mar 2007 10:35pm


Dr Dave.

yesterday my eldest junior gestalt accidently put the broom through my much loved B&W DM220 audiophile speakers.

my heart is still saddened, and i haven't stopped crying since. as a matter of fact i can no longer listen to music and i have even stopped looking out the window in anticipation for the slightest gust.

please help....desperately TORN..>>>>
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
30 Mar 2007 8:46pm
Think one day your son may have a son of his own and will experience the pain you are now experiencing, and he will come to you and say Dad, now I know how you felt when I busted that stuff oh yours, thanx for not killing me.........
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
30 Mar 2007 10:55pm
Dear Torn,

First are you unloved n lonely? Coz you don't qualify for a free consultation unless you are miserable, but then we're all miserable at heart are we not, especially if we are in the mood for Roberta Flack n our speakers are busted. So lets assume you qualify.

Second, what was Eldest Junior Gestalt doing with a broom? ie was it good or evil? If it was evil you should feel free, nay obliged, to sell him for body parts to those in need. If it was good, he'll just have to sing you a song and it better be good. That should make thing hunky dory.

No need for thanks (but I could use a spare kidney if theres one going)

Dr Dave


nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
30 Mar 2007 10:00pm
Dear Torn,

"Do not stare into laser with remaining eye".

Speakers are like socket sets -- they give you more than one 'cos they expect you to lose some along the way.

In any case, now's the perfect time to go out and purchase one of these:
www.samash.com/
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
31 Mar 2007 12:15am
hardie,

lol. that's actually what my dad said to me when i sought the wise man on the hills advice for repair..... seems tear maybe too bad for non acid silicon atch up. only one speaker left in OZ. very expensive.

nebbian,

wash your mouth out. this is not neil pryde gear i have.

Dear Dr Dave,

senior junior gestalt is future alison shreeves, not future robby naish. seems may not have been act of evil. however i still considered removing one of her kidneys in payment for your advice.
decided against this due to fact that said child presented me with a portrait of myself windsurfing last week.

i may need several long sessions of therapy to deal with this one. are you available for the next 6 weeks at the train?
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Mar 2007 1:11am
quote:
Originally posted by Gestalt

nebbian,

wash your mouth out. this is not neil pryde gear i have.


so you admit you're on welfare benefits gestalt!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
31 Mar 2007 1:38am
Dear Torn,

I'm sorry to hear of your ongoing disquiet. A kidneys not necessary, a song will do.
Yes tomorrow I was thinking I may visit the train. See you there. ...ooooo...ooooo.... (barely restrained anticipation)...winds lookin GOOOD...

Dr Dave
MooseJaw
MooseJaw
28 posts
28 posts
31 Mar 2007 6:43pm
pain.........
I feel so so much for you.
I'm on edge when ever the kids are near my Richter Speakers.
I've never had a bump or break, but my heart bleeds for you.
Hope your inner ear vibrates well in the future.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
31 Mar 2007 8:59pm
i appreciate your support guys.

hi moosejaw. it will vibrate for sure. have some goodman's coming in a few months....

will never sell the B&W though.
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