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Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:13am
After much careful research and analysis (hahaha, I just used the word "anal" and nobody noticed, hahaha hahaha), I have reached some shocking conclusions:

1. The people on the kite forums can be quite unfriendly

2. Many of them actually think windsurfing is geigh

3. Many of them think they are doing something really cool and we are not

...what do you make of this?

I'd always assumed that a) they are a friendly enough bunch if you talk to them right, b) Everybody knows kiting is geigh, no two ways about it, and c) Everybody knows windsurfing is the coolest thing in the world, and if they don't know then they must surely be wondering WHAT the coolest thing in the world could be, because there are no other obvious contenders...

What's going on????
Upthere
Upthere
QLD
348 posts
QLD, 348 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:24am
As someone said the other day kiteboarding is exactly like bodyboarding
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
5 Feb 2009 11:28pm
Be kind to the unenlightened, not everyone is lucky enough to be able to support a full-blown windsurfing addiction
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:33am
wet willy, dude good to see ya bro. hey we going for a sail up at QLD and having a beer sometime i might visit me sis soon up there.

so back to the topic, now i think kiters will only talk to you if you have shorts over your wet suit. its a code to tell the other kiters your gay. they turn freindly and sexy.
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:54am
As I posted before, live and let kite. To each his/her own, etc. No right nor wrong. Wank*rs on both sides.

Having said that, I'll still jump over the lines in the water at my local spot, and I'll still trip the lines on the grassy area when they're in the way.
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 2:06am
just saw ya post in the kite forum your a funny dude. i was going to try the same thing.
love the topic ever tried windsurfing, hahahah
cool love it you have made me one very happy man, wet willy
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:42am
Willie. Your research data would appear to be sound and factual. What we need is additional infomation on the dangleberries. I suggest henceforth that you infiltrate the aforementioned sub-culture as a mole. You must become a "JIGGLER"!!! You will have to speak the speak, walk the walk, and dangle in the air !! Good luck.
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:21pm
Rishiefish, you smart little dude ya always the brainy one on seabreeze
Pelvis
Pelvis
WA
14 posts
WA, 14 posts
6 Feb 2009 2:37pm
Why are you guys always picking on kiters?
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
6 Feb 2009 4:52pm
Pelvis said...

Why are you guys always picking on kiters?


Too many reasons to list...but anyway, I think they started it
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
6 Feb 2009 3:55pm
its the pelvic boost....we envy it !!
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:12pm
The kite boys need a good spanking by there mamas
merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:40pm
hahaha go Fark youre selfs hows that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! seriously you've gotta try alot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!!

bring it on!!!!
Glassbottom
Glassbottom
WA
27 posts
WA, 27 posts
6 Feb 2009 5:46pm
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:51pm
nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:50pm
merman said...

nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah


hey your a troll i am putting you on the troll list crook
Pelvis
Pelvis
WA
14 posts
WA, 14 posts
6 Feb 2009 6:54pm
merman said...

nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah


Ooh-Err! You kissed a poley's mum! Yuck!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:39pm
merman said...

nah... but youre mum loves it!!! oh yeah


That should be "your" I'm guessing.
windykid
windykid
QLD
368 posts
QLD, 368 posts
6 Feb 2009 8:55pm
hey windwarning isnt really hot down in vic right now
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Feb 2009 9:01pm
merman said...

Hahaha go Fark youre selfs yourselves hows . How's that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! mastubators ??? seriously . Seriously you've gotta try alot a lot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!! homosexuals.

bring Bring it on!!!!


Is that what you meant merman? Should I understand from that that you are seeking a homosexual liaison? I think you might be on the wrong forum.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Feb 2009 9:04pm
Pelvis said...

Why are you guys always picking on kiters?


Yeah, seems a bit defensive/reactionary doesn't it?
merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
7 Feb 2009 10:15am
woooo i,m on the list
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
7 Feb 2009 1:37pm
Rule #1 of being a grammar/spelling nazi: Double check your own posts.

NotWal said...

merman said...

Hahaha go Fark youre selfs yourselves hows . How's that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! mastubators ??? seriously . Seriously you've gotta try alot a lot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!! homosexuals.

bring Bring it on!!!!


Is that what you meant merman? Should I understand from that that you are seeking a homosexual liaison? I think you might be on the wrong forum.


Haven't you forgotten an "r" somewhere Notwal?
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
7 Feb 2009 8:54pm
nebbian said...

Rule #1 of being a grammar/spelling nazi: Double check your own posts.

NotWal said...

merman said...

Hahaha go Fark youre selfs yourselves hows . How's that for friendly??? you bunch of tossers!!! mastubators ??? seriously . Seriously you've gotta try alot a lot harder, you bunch of p00fs!!! homosexuals.

bring Bring it on!!!!


Is that what you meant merman? Should I understand from that that you are seeking a homosexual liaison? I think you might be on the wrong forum.


Haven't you forgotten an "r" somewhere Notwal?


I'm perfectly aware of the danger Nebs. There is a common belief that only the faultless can criticise. Sucks to that. As one nazi to another I expect you'd agree that the tacit acceptance of subhuman juvenile semi literate rudeness is morally lame, a lameness I am often guilty of.

Anyway merman can't spell so he wont notice.
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