Kitesurfing is Gay - It's Official

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garynoel
garynoel
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24 Feb 2006 5:31pm

http://www.gaysports.com/page.cfm?sectionid=58&parent=4

You can all come out the closet now

surfn
surfn
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24 Feb 2006 7:36pm
This is official
garynoel
garynoel
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24 Feb 2006 5:49pm
Yep. I know.

Apparantly it was shortlisted from the following sports..

Embroidery
Knitting
Radio Control Modelling
Train Spotting
Hairdressing

dave.h
dave.h
WA
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24 Feb 2006 5:51pm
not that I am disagreing with you, but how did you find that web site??
garynoel
garynoel
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24 Feb 2006 5:52pm

Erm........
ADS
ADS
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24 Feb 2006 5:53pm
MMM Hey Gaza, what are you doing trolling gay websites... you must be gay!
surfn
surfn
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24 Feb 2006 7:54pm
Thats what I want to know garynoel
garynoel
garynoel
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24 Feb 2006 5:54pm

****...
This is back firing badly.
Haircut
Haircut
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24 Feb 2006 9:22pm
i want to know what's wrong with radio controlled modelling

coming out of the closet now just let me say bye bye to Tom Cruise, John Travolta, R Kelly, cammed sails and GPS'es



Gestalt
Gestalt
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24 Feb 2006 10:38pm
a mate of mine that surf reckons windsurfers are gay kiters

FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
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25 Feb 2006 12:09pm
WTF?
Haircut
Haircut
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25 Feb 2006 4:15pm
quote:
Originally posted by WINDY MILLER

http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/1569/wind.html

maybe they'v3 got a club like this in Sydney



gay windsurfing was cancelled coz the suppliers ran out of stock for cammed sails and GPS's

but lesbian windsurfing is still running
tonyd
tonyd
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25 Feb 2006 8:33pm
Don't go there Haircut.
Haircut
Haircut
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25 Feb 2006 9:41pm
where

did u end up getting out on friday? was very very average
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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26 Feb 2006 1:03am
Bloody hell! Over 24hrs and no response from Mr Slave.

Must be out at Connections tearing up the dance floor and has missed the thread of the century for him....
tonyd
tonyd
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26 Feb 2006 8:40pm
A 25 knot squall came through, lasted for 40 mins, almost rigged.
Yes it was poo.
Haircut
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26 Feb 2006 8:58pm
well this week is looking luervelie
Chrigi
Chrigi
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26 Feb 2006 9:13pm
Hope it will be as predicted!
And Justin, you definitely have to come to the shearwater park! It's gonna be loop-time (I'm f***ng keen to try it)...
myes myes
myes myes
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26 Feb 2006 10:12pm
hehehe windsurfings gay!
Haircut
Haircut
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27 Feb 2006 7:22am
yes, it is a very happy and cheerfull sport

Tide looks good for next week Christian

garynoel
garynoel
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27 Feb 2006 2:52pm

This isn't what I wanted AT ALL.

My thread has been hijacked by NICE PEOPLE.
What the hell is going on?
nebbian
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27 Feb 2006 4:25pm
Ahhhh y'see Gary, you posted this in the wrong section. If you'd posted it in the kiteboarding section then you'd have all manner of posts, in fact they did hijack this topic and turned it around but still plenty of pre-pubescent chest-beating going on.

I think windsurfers have too much saltwater on them to react to a good flame, unlike some other group I could mention
Haircut
Haircut
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27 Feb 2006 8:35pm
we were doing so well too. it had been months since the last windsurfing sux or kitesurfing sux thread
Haircut
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27 Feb 2006 8:40pm
quote:
Originally posted by Chrigi

Hope it will be as predicted!
And Justin, you definitely have to come to the shearwater park! It's gonna be loop-time (I'm f***ng keen to try it)...



you've got to get thems forward loops Christian, learning to loop has changed my life - i can't keep the women away from me (well, this one woman in particular who insists she lives with me), i now have some money, even my hair grew back (now i have to shave it all off so people still recognise me)

It's all gravy after u learn to frontloop
Chrigi
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27 Feb 2006 10:35pm
Well, well, I just tried a few airjibes and even a couple of williskippers on saturday morning in front of the house with my new JP (bloody challenging).
But on those flat out days comming up, I will try hard to manage this kingly forward!
And after that, maybe even I get a chick (thats challenging as well or even more!)...
garynoel
garynoel
WA
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28 Feb 2006 12:22pm
OK I give up.

Had forward loop lessons in Lancelin last weekend.
They hurt.

All this dog doo about "all you got to do is sheet in" is rubbish.

All you got to do is
1. Remove ur brain
2. Find some chop
3. Chop hop
4. Unhook/ or stay hooked in (Many arguments)
5. Tuck ur feet up under ur bum
6. Move ur front hand back on the boom (close to ur harness lines)
6. Push the rig forward and windward
7. Pull in hard with Your back hand

and finally
8. Wear a snorkel and mask so u can quickly find ur teeth

Haircut
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28 Feb 2006 8:22pm
i think those that tell u to simply jump and sheet in are deliberately trying to scare people away from learning them as doing that does hurt

- practice jumping UNHOOKED with front hand next to front harness line, and back hand 70 - 90 cm further back down the boom. Use this hand position for looping and initiate the jump with the hands already in this position, even when u go to do the loop. Generally the bigger the sail, the further back the back hand will need to be. For me with a 5.5m sail, about 70 cm or so does the trick

- lets say we are going to loop with our left arm/foot forward - jump with the intention of rotating the nose of the board down wind slightly and pointing towards the water once airbourne. You do this by pulling towards your right shoulder with the back hand, and forward+away from your body slightly with the front hand

- at the same time turn your back/shoulders towards the direction you were heading, and tilt your head down and slightly to the tail of the board. If you're like me, u either end up looking through the gap between the bottom of the sail and the board, or straight through the sail as you start to spin. As u have probably realised by now, u rotate so fast, most of it is a blur

- at the same time, lift both your feet up towards your bum, and keep pulling up further and further right throughout the spin till the board hits the water. Should your back hit the water first, don't stop pulling your feet up and don't stop sheeting in - by still pulling everthing in towards your body you can complete a full rotation and end up waterstarting away with feet in straps, even if u are at a really low altitude and your back touches the water first. This is something that I realised after about 4 sessions of constant practice.

hot tips!

1. make sure your feet are well in the straps, not just your toes! - i wear booties so my feet virtually get stuck in there and rarely come out. The faster u spin, the more likely the board will come off your feet

2. the further back you put your back hand, the more horizontal u will spin, so u need to do this for really low flat water loops

3. If u jump higher, the hands don't need to be so far apart, but u still got to sheet in just the same, and pull the feet up just the same, and you therefore spin more vertically. If u jump really high, u can ease off on the sheeting in a little and slow the spin down

4. there is no need to close your eyes

5. while learning them u don't want too much speed, just enough to stand upright over the centre of the board while u jump. Later u realise speed is your friend. My best ones are when i'm slightly overpowered and going full stick. The scaryness wears off quickly and u start trying them at higher and higher speeds. If it helps, just remember that most of the guys that do them on flattish water are virtually going as fast as your average slalom speed freak, and still doing a loop! Speed sailing doesn't seem so cool when you look at it that way hey

6.a. u don't need big waves (but any wave coming straight on at u definately helps! ie side shore type waves) 20-30 cm chop is enough!

6.b. while learning, don't point any higher than a reach. Find a wave slightly down wind if possible(they don't exist here on goldcoast). The further upwind you point, the more you need to point the board downwind once you r airborne bofore spinning, and u will probably rotate more virtically, resulting in a high altitude catapult

7. DON"T LET GO under any circumstance! If u hang on even if you think everything has turned to sh!t and the board has come off your feet, you will still land under the sail and won't damage anything. If you find the boom gets ripped out of your hands, chances are you will land well away from your gear.

8. from what i've worked out, sheeting the arms/sail before or at the same time as pulling feet up is the key to flattish water loops. The other way around and you tend to lose altitude before u start to rotate. The higher u jump or bigger the wave, the less important the order is

I really think that once u have got the hang of them, u can do them on any board - slalom or otherwise. I am doing them on a 237cm x 62cm 97 litre board with a 30cm freeride fin, and i weigh about 70kg, usually 65kg. The biggest sail ive used while doing them is 5.8m, but i usually use a 5.6. U definately don't need a wave board or a wave fin!

they really are a piece of piss to do once you get past the initial scare. After a while you don't even have to think, and u end up want to them as often as u can. Can u gybe? If u can, loops are technically heaps easier

cheers






Gestalt
Gestalt
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28 Feb 2006 10:29pm
garynoel, been there with the jump and sheet in thing as well. still got the broken boom... i know how you feel. i asked the same question a few weeks back

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14286


haircut, thought your explanation was superb. i have been trying to get my head around it for a while now and will prob give it another go sometime this week. the back and shoulders description was particularly helpfull. thanks..
Chrigi
Chrigi
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28 Feb 2006 10:57pm
Justin, I'll give it a try tomorrow evening at shearwater park... [}:)]
Haircut
Haircut
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28 Feb 2006 11:18pm
should i get that copyrighted

tomorrow will be the day and Friday too I can play with u all day on Friday. Got to work most of tomorrow and all thursday

looks around.....nothing sus
greenleader
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28 Feb 2006 11:21pm
firday?
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