
reminds me of a joke.......
man goes into a market stall to buy a wallet. Whilst looking through the selection, one catches his eye, labelled - 'MAGIC WALLET only $10'.
He asks the vendor, "why is this a magic wallet?"
The Vendor replies, "it is magic, because it is made from the foreskins of 100 men!"
He asks the vendor, "how does that make it a magic wallet?"
The vendor answers, "rub it 3 times and it turns into a suitcase"