I Heard today, through sources that shall remain un-named, that Hardman has invented a new variation of the Splat Jibe. THE ONE FOOTED SLIP OVER ARSE BREAKER SPLAT JIBE Quite techinical I,ve heard. Your timing has to be perfect when you commence the slip over so as to land flat on your arse right in the middle of your board. Hahaha, you never fail to entertain us Hardie, you truly are a pioneer of this wonderful sport
The Hardman just keeps moving the goal posts with his new and radical moves.
When he was helping me last night he told us about his latest stunt and although he believes the move can be fine tuned and his attempt at a rectal breach hurt he was ultimately.........
SORE BUT SATISFIED[}:)][}:)]
I don't think it will slow him down today, when the breezes hit later this arvo (damn)
Your giving away too many secrets, I've got an image to exagerrate
.....and Elmo.....We'll see who's wise at Spot G tommorow...........when the whinging starts......."Hardie it looks too scary, I'm really sore from doing all those flat water runs yesterday.....I thought they would be good practice for sailing in 35 knots and 5 metre swells......honestly......"
Decrepit,
Get off the forum willya, I'm supposed to be the wise elder guru of Mandurah
don't want people to know who the real one is
Sheesh, the work I have to do to keep some semblance of order on this forum