NEW MOVE INVENTED

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Cliffo
Cliffo
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WA, 88 posts
5 Jun 2004 9:09pm
I Heard today, through sources that shall remain un-named, that Hardman has invented a new variation of the Splat Jibe.
THE ONE FOOTED SLIP OVER ARSE BREAKER SPLAT JIBE
Quite techinical I,ve heard. Your timing has to be perfect when you commence the slip over so as to land flat on your arse right in the middle of your board. Hahaha, you never fail to entertain us Hardie, you truly are a pioneer of this wonderful sport

Respek

Brett

It'll be windier tommorrow
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elmo
elmo
WA
8895 posts
WA, 8895 posts
6 Jun 2004 7:56am
The Hardman just keeps moving the goal posts with his new and radical moves.

When he was helping me last night he told us about his latest stunt and although he believes the move can be fine tuned and his attempt at a rectal breach hurt he was ultimately.........

SORE BUT SATISFIED[}:)][}:)]

I don't think it will slow him down today, when the breezes hit later this arvo (damn)

Respek also to DA Hardie
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
6 Jun 2004 8:29am
How Dare YOU

I have the Sorest cocsic bone in Ausralia and you laugh at me

The pain I'm in is ex-screw-she-ating

I cannot sit, I cannot lie on my back, and you MOCK

You make one little mistake gybing.......................

Hardie SoftBoy
elmo
elmo
WA
8895 posts
WA, 8895 posts
6 Jun 2004 9:25am
This is what happens when you keep doing all these fancy pants jibes trying to stay dry.

You forget how to fall of in a safe and stylish manner and end up with a board up the date

Long live the SPLAT

Regularly exceeding my capabilities
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
6 Jun 2004 3:50pm
"It wasnt me... I said nothing"

*greenie books plane ticket back to karratha before hardie catches him*


GONE WITH THE WIND
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
6 Jun 2004 4:44pm
NOT HAPPY GREENROOM............

Hardie SoftBoy
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
7 Jun 2004 8:37pm
Oh Wow is me, how can fate treat me so cruelly???

I was the only other one out there and I missed it!!!!!

Just wondered why Hardie was standing so forlonly on the sand bar, while I was blasting around all by myself.

decrepit
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
7 Jun 2004 8:48pm
Et Tu Brutus......

Hardie SoftBoy
elmo
elmo
WA
8895 posts
WA, 8895 posts
7 Jun 2004 8:56pm
Hardie regularly stands observing from the sand bar, contemplating, offering advice when the crew out there are smoking.

He saves his time for sailing with the more unco crew

Smeg... I've just realised why he likes sailing with me.

Even alowing for the weight difference I still can make a bigger splash than him

Looking good for the morrow



Regularly exceeding my capabilities
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
7 Jun 2004 9:39pm
Elmo,

Pull your head in mate

Your giving away too many secrets, I've got an image to exagerrate

.....and Elmo.....We'll see who's wise at Spot G tommorow...........when the whinging starts......."Hardie it looks too scary, I'm really sore from doing all those flat water runs yesterday.....I thought they would be good practice for sailing in 35 knots and 5 metre swells......honestly......"

Decrepit,

Get off the forum willya, I'm supposed to be the wise elder guru of Mandurah

don't want people to know who the real one is


Sheesh, the work I have to do to keep some semblance of order on this forum

Hardie SoftBoy
elmo
elmo
WA
8895 posts
WA, 8895 posts
8 Jun 2004 7:15am
Funny you should mention that.

Looking at the conditions I feel a sudden desire to go to work instead of skiving of.

A candidate for the golden handbag award.

Elmo
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