Greenie,
I'm glad my misfortune brings you amusement

Cliffo,
Back off on the language mate,

Kecksoff,
Your compliments have won you some free advice, just don't follow me at Southern Wave break, likely to hit large, solid, immovable f#*king object, technically called a "reef".
Dear Prospective Wave Riders,
Lesson Number 1 "What not to do by Hardie Softboy"
What got me into trouble was the psychological attitude of "when is enough enough", When you hear these words in your mind, think danger and bail out......."Just one more wave, just one more and I'll go back in, just one more, Oh this one looks good, one bottom turn, two bottom turns "I'm Polakow", three bottom turns "Are people on the beach watching me", "geeze it's looking shallow" , "just one more bottom turn", CLONK, FUC############### You F#@kwit, DIC#@**ad, DOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Hardie SoftBoy