Just up at the local shopping center in my lunch hour. Just wandering along and I saw the back of this blokes head. He was bald as but had the side and back bits grown about 30cms long and scraggly grey.

Thought to myself "dude, admit your bald" but then I found out why all these other people were standing still looking gobsmacked!!
The guy had on a tight pink woollen womens sweater along with a freakin' black leather mini-skirt that was more mini than skirt. I couldnt help myself and looked down and he had white hairy legs in high heels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One bloke having a coffee nearly poured his drink in his lap and school kids will probably be scarred for life after seeing him.
Mr Hardie-man, what is your prognosis????