Sounds gay.

I dunno. The bible can be useful. You can read it. Use it as a paper weight. Let it gather dust. Whack someone over the head with it. Use it to light fires. Can you do that with POWER BALANCE

You have got to be kidding.


From the site: www.powerbalance.com/eurview/?option=com_content&;view=article&id=47&Itemid=56

It's hard to argue with nature and the fact is that everything in nature resonates at a particular frequency. That is what keeps it all together. We react with frequency because we are a frequency. Most simply, we are a bunch of cells held together by frequency. If you hold processed sugar or a cell phone in your hand and hold your arm straight out to your side and have someone push your arm down while you resist, it goes down pretty easily because processed sugar and cellular telephones do not react positively with the human body. Basically, the frequencies in sugar and cell phones create a reaction that makes your body weaker. Adversely, if you put certain vitamins or minerals in your hand and do the same test with your arm, you will find it is much harder for that person to push your arm down. Your body's energy field likes things that are good for it and craves to be around those things. At Power Balance, we have taken a few of those items and through advances in technology, have been able to duplicate those positive energies and imprint them onto our holographic media.


Snake oil.

The same topic posted on four forums. What is in it for you Moonez?

Sad to see SeaBreeze being used to peddle snakeoil.

Anyone who buys rubbish like this - PM me, I have a slightly used bridge that I can sell.

Very disappointed

JB

Try the Keanu Reeves forum mate, he could squeeze a "matrix 4" sequel out of that frequency!!!

otherwise the kiters forum might work,

Was April Fool's Day on the 3rd this year?

Not only have I heard of it but after trying to dis-prove it, ...I became a believer! I run a baseball academy where I teach players to hit and pitch. As you know BALANCE id a key component to any swing, be it baseball, cricket or golf. After tossing approx. 30 baseballs at my students to hit, I would then slip the wristband on them and have them take approx another 30 swings. I found that when I placed the POWER BALANCE wristband on their wrist they began to hit with more control and power, IMMEDIATELY!! I was shocked as anyone. Since I have tested it out on at least 100+ students and high School players and have witnessed the same results. I went to a gold driving range and tested it out on golfers who were willing to give it a look. The most amazing thing was they immediately felt the difference, especially hitting a 2 iron! Of course there is no remedy for poor mechanics, but if you can secure perfect balance, you can learn the perfect swing. I am now not only a believer but also a distributor!!!

I read an article while ago about portable holes, and a product called Transpositional Vibrational Deficit. It sounded like rubbish to me, but all the cool kids were into it, so I gave it a look.

The underlying principle is that the whole universe is just energy held together with vibration. Holes are simply the interruption of that frequency in a certain piece of the ground. Once you have a hole, you can quite easily transfer the interruption to any other part of the ground, and you will have a hole there.

Because the vibrations are all around us, and in us, interruptions are difficult for us to intentionally manipulate. This has been overcome with a high tech holographic head band which induces a phase shift in your brain utilising the latest in sympathetic resonance research and enables you to manipulate the vibrations around you just by thinking.

It all seemed too good to be true, and being naturally cynical I took some convincing. After testing the headband on over 100 different holes in different places, and sharing the headband with a select group of elite earthmoving contractors, everyone who has seen the way that holes can be moved IMMEDIATELY using only the power of thought has been completely amazed. Astounding results can be achieved, particularly in soils with a high iron content.

This product is truely incredible, and now I'm not only a believer, but also a distributor. I've been selling portable holes now for over a year, and have recently discovered a revolutionary new method using the Transpositional Vibrational Deficit headband and a smaller storage hologram which enables holes to be sent anywhere in the world using traditional freighting methods. The best part of this is that the freight companies pay me for sending the holes as it actually makes their load lighter.

Because everything around us is vibration and energy, the principle works on ANYTHING. Once you master the basics, you will understand the difference between positive and negative vibrations, thick vibrations and thin vibrations, and you will also become aware of the multitude of different coloured vibrations. You will be able to manipulate your environment, your co-workers, your neighbours. Success, power, wealth, fame and HOT WOMEN are only a thought away.

If you've heard of POWER BALANCE you'll know that this principle is REAL. POWER BALANCE is a watered down consumer grade product which uses a tiny subset of the potential contained in temporal vibrational manipulation. If you want to be serious about manipulating your environment you need to get hold of Transpositional Vibrational technology.

The first 50 orders using the code phrase [GULLIBLE] will receive a complimentary hole with their TVT headband.

Remember - "There is no spoon".

I have some viper lipids that will do the same thing.

Just rub them on and all is well.

555 - I'm a bit strapped for cash, can I get half a hole?

easty said...

555 - I'm a bit strapped for cash, can I get half a hole?

But then it wouldn't be whole.

Holy hell this whole hole and half hole thing is wholly confusing. Is there anyone who'll help me.

555 said...

sausage said...
But then it wouldn't be whole.

Holy hell this whole hole and half hole thing is wholly confusing. Is there anyone who'll help me.

Hold on there sausage - you need POWER BALANCE. It will increase your balance, focus and performance.

It's a holistic solution you see, and will make your whole world hole.

Aah now I see.....but if I make a whole world hole and accidently drop an object (say in this instance my Power Balance band) in it will it make it to the other side of the earth or will it decelerate and come to a complete standstill in the center of the earth as the mass (gravity) of the earth just behind it starts to act on it as it's falling.

Oh I can't focus or perform with all these conundrums.

A cow cocky mate of mine reckons you need to be doing a minimum of 162km to run over a crow before he has time to hop to the side of a road.

Looks like I need to buy a new car to get me one of those crow totems.

sausage said...
.....but if I accidently drop an object (say in this instance my Power Balance band) in it will it make it to the other side of the earth

Theoretically,yes, Sausage; the PB band should oscillate to and fro. This is the case if you are at the North or South pole. Sadly, since you are quite near the equator, the principle of Foucault's Pendulum will prevent this from happening.

Pity.

Bristol said...

sausage said...
.....but if I accidently drop an object (say in this instance my Power Balance band) in it will it make it to the other side of the earth

Theoretically,yes, Sausage; the PB band should oscillate to and fro. This is the case if you are at the North or South pole. Sadly, since you are quite near the equator, the principle of Foucault's Pendulum will prevent this from happening.

Pity.

LOL Everybody knows holes are massless and devoid of gravity. My goodness what a silly duffer you are. That's the beauty of holes be they worm holes, star gates or humble TVT holes. Their most common use is the removal of gravity and that's why they are banned from sporting competition.