No more water up the sinuses when falling on those tricky gybes. ^^^

lol.

Pugwash said...

Family member She has corks in her nose, and you have cocks in your ears!

I see a family resemblance!

It's not family, it's his current girlfriend and she'd be pretty p!ssed if she knew he was posting photos of her!

albers said...
It's not family, it's his current girlfriend ............

Are you sure they are not mutually exclusive with him?

well said...

FilthyAmatuer said...

When i started reading this I miss read "ears" and thought it said "a.r.s.e" - same letters an all... I laughed pretty hard... then i re-read it. still says cocks though, dunno if this was intentional?

Have a close look at waveslave's avatar. [}:)]

"Dude, have you ever experienced UND?"

"Wow Man, who hasn't? What's UND?"

"Dude, it means Unexpected Nasal Discharge."

"Right Man. That sudden gush of saltwater from your nose, hey?"

"Dude, it's nothing to be ashamed of. All hardcore watermen get it regularly you know."

"But it happens at the most inopportune times, Man."

"Yeah, like when you're making sensual love to your girl, hey?"

"Even worse Man, when you're busting a big move trying to impress a girl."

"Dude, consider it a healthy cleansing, something of a nasal enema."

"It's an occupational hazard Man. The occupation of being a hardcore waterman."

"Dude, water is bound to find its way into the nasal cavity during a wipe-out."

"Right Man ...and that nasal cavity is huge, several cubic inches in volume."

"Does that mean we are all airheads, Dude?"