Mark _australia said..
I would darn it. My grandma used to use needle and thread and do a real nice crossed woven thingamajiggy over holes in cloth and stuff.
Give that a go.
Maybe empty your bladder first, cos it is a long job so she always did.
Or, go back to windsurfing where sails don't wear out from being dragged across the sand 4 times.
That's where the old saying "darn it!" came from, unexpected holes showing up in things like socks and kites.
