hay juice that board looks the ducks nuts like 2 see how it preforms had a go on james bonds twin fin during sumer very smooth at surf beach and had heaps of drive in the onshore it wasnt the best on the top turn but he had 2 22inch fins in it i would like 2 have a go with some smaller fins .wanted 2 know if you were intrested in making a sup and how much

Ahhhh Liz... the best looking grammar nazi on seabreeze

I think your secret beige is slightly mistaken though, I believe Mr porcine beerius would like Juice to fabricate a "stand up paddleboard", rather than do a swap.

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My year 3 kids would have a chuckle out of this nearly! It'd nearly be a good example of my proofreading and editing tasks they do to correct the errors! LOL

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Touché! I got a chuckle out of this nearly

Hey Liz,
Can you do the job on that last one for us. It might be important.

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hay juice that board looks the ducks nuts like 2 see how it preforms had a go on james bonds twin fin during sumer very smooth at surf beach and had heaps of drive in the onshore it wasnt the best on the top turn but he had 2 22inch fins in it i would like 2 have a go with some smaller fins .wanted 2 know if you were intrested in making a sup and how much

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Aren't they called SUBs ?
(Stand Up paddleBoards)
Surfers refer to them as SUBs.....
but they are a bit gay like kites.
You won't get much change out of 2 grand.

Stand up wave ski's in the line up.... that'l work

Speaking of English, I was just reading the manual for a Navi GPS. At the front the editor mentions some comments from asian customers saying they have no difficulty with Japanese a language of thousands of characters but they have difficulty with English, a language of only 26 characters. He goes on to give some illustrations:-
You fill in a form by filling it out.
An alarm clock goes off by going on.
You get in an out of a car but get on and off a bus.
When the stars are out they are visible but when the the lights are out they are invisible.
When you wind up a watch you start it but when you wind up an essay you end it.
English is obviously absurd. We should abandon it and all speak German, a language that sounds ridiculous but is in fact eminently logical or so I am told. I can't speak it except to say :-
Wo is de beer hall? Ya bitte, Ein svi zoomwald. They have these marvellous logically constructed compound words that can go on for pages. A stand up paddle board would be something like der goatenboatenforgestandingonundgepaddeling. Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour?

Oh if you had checked out my profile you'll see my passion is SMOCKING en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smocking
Unlike Mr. No-one who went to the dark side with his patchwork quilting!

hey liz,

why not get in early, paint it red and zip tie it to the grill of your car.

red nose day kiter style.

lol Well thanks 4 all ur support guys!!!

Did I meet any of you down at the Goldy not long ago with Padi!? I forgot who's with what name.

You know YOU guys could buy the helmet... I'll sign it even Sealed with a kiss jkn

Hows Wello been l8ly or your local spot?

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ease up its a windsurf forum not a english class .

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This is the best post ever. Beer pig got his ass whooped by a girl!

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He's use to it. That's If I'm guessing correctly who the pig is.

"An BTW nuthin rong wit da skool we learn at ay slug.(!,?)"

Short for slugger..

Now this could be in reference to his genitalia size or more realistically his natural ability to impose his presence whilst playing sport. Or simply just sounds good when used in conjunction with his surname.

I'm not silly enough to disclose the true origins of his numerous nicknames on a public forum. Plus I'm sure he could probably come up with some dirt on me if I betrayed him in that manner.

Hey it might not even be the person I'm thinking of. Does he have a nude nugget

If you reveal the identity I may make my 200 post an informative one.