nooooo, da vecta that was south straddie you washed up on!
told you there were kiwis camping there, they were just commenting on your raglan tee shirt.
p.s. don't mention the french kitesurfing commercial we saw in new caledonia about feminine products, it will only stir up ill feeling.

and i'd prefer a name junior freestyles red vinyl 1970's rip curl farmer john wetsuit.

......classic.