Back to the question of how to divide the forums...here's one thing which has been visibly lacking - personal ads!

I know it's been done before, but...here's my ad anyway. All alone on Saturday night...


YOUR WINDSWEPT LOVER

Male, 36, reasonable gyber, seeks woman, 18-25, hot asian preferred. I am Libra, sail best on starboard tack, can waterstart, don't have much money but with 3 boards, 9 sails and eleven masts I'm sure we'll get by somehow. No kids, don't want any, but if some should appear by accident, I am willing to trade for more masts and sails.

You should be patient, fun, able to make good converstation (about windsurfing), and able to either windsurf yourself (and BY yourself) or to go into deep meditation for about 3 hours a day.

Women with house and car and passive income will be given first preference.
No Kiters please; I'm straight.

Windsurfer, 33 y/o male, seeks hot 18 y/o chick for a good poling with no strings attached

Mark _australia said...

Windsurfer, 33 y/o male, seeks hot 18 y/o chick for a good poling with no strings attached

ILMAO2!

I was being serious I dunno what is so funny about my post

stribo said...

Just lie on your arm for a while untill it goes numb Wet Willy. [}:)]
Lot cheaper in the end.....

Yes, or as they say at the philandering maritime aviator's club
"If it floats, flies or F#@!s, it's cheaper to rent".

Bump

(c'mon 18 y/o windsurfer chicks)

Well looking at the avatar he may be 'open minded' as they say

LOL out of all topics, how could I miss this one so well suited for me! [}:)]

Too bad I'm on 'the other side' hey fellas! ...
[}:)]

Hello Elizabeth, thanks for replying...*AHEM* yes, this is just a mast extension in my pocket, but I'm glad to see you anyway...

hhhhmmmmmm LOL Wet Willy... BDSM avatar hey lol....

Lets see... I've no idea how these go., but this will be easy, to the point, and simple.

haha

Me:
21
Female
Brisbane - Wello
Kitesurf, Windsurfing one day is a possibility.... (not cough)
Teacher as of this Monday.
Don't want to travel the world but wouldn't mind a few places.
Currently work @ Griffith University and ASC

Looking for:
hmmmmm age... *I have to be careful here*... 25- ahum haven't pinpointed that right max age yet hey... lol
Male
Kitesurfer
Possibly consider a windsurfer
Likes/ loves kids - I'm a Teacher... Come on!
Willing to kite/windsurf every arvy and all weekend and not picky with meals LOL
Doesn't mind having a wetsuit and bikinis hanging in the bathroom to dry! (like they are now LOL)

bahaha sorry that is classic! Sounds ridiculous! [}:)]

U all know I'm joking at least!!! [}:)]

elizabethb said...

hhhhmmmmmm LOL Wet Willy... BDSM avatar hey lol....

Lets see... I've no idea how these go., but this will be easy, to the point, and simple.

haha

Me:
21
Female
Brisbane - Wello
Kitesurf, Windsurfing one day is a possibility.... (not cough)
Teacher as of this Monday.
Don't want to travel the world but wouldn't mind a few places.
Currently work @ Griffith University and ASC

Looking for:
hmmmmm age... *I have to be careful here*... 25- ahum haven't pinpointed that right max age yet hey... lol
Male
Kitesurfer
Possibly consider a windsurfer
Likes/ loves kids - I'm a Teacher... Come on!
Willing to kite/windsurf every arvy and all weekend and not picky with meals LOL
Doesn't mind having a wetsuit and bikinis hanging in the bathroom to dry! (like they are now LOL)

bahaha sorry that is classic! Sounds ridiculous! [}:)]

U all know I'm joking at least!!! [}:)]

Hmmm...Your max age should be set higher. Guys at 25 hardly even know what they're doing! Don't trust anyone under 30!

lol too bad you're in Melbourne and a little too young [}:)] oh and doing the wrong water sport
haha

annddd yes I am home on a Friday night... mMMmm 3hr 70% exam at 8:30am

Aus vs. NZ tomz night!!! [}:)]

sflack said...

Male 20, seeks Female(s) 20+
Currently lives in Melbourne.
Windsurf's on every day that available, extreamly fit with bulging biceps and rippling abs!

Currently the Chiefton/Sheriff at the local school teaching After School Care.
Hopefully travel next year! (needs funding)

You know you want it

Call me 1800-WindWack [}:)]

elizabethb said...

lol too bad you're in Melbourne and a little too young [}:)] oh and doing the wrong water sport
haha

annddd yes I am home on a Friday night... mMMmm 3hr 70% exam at 8:30am

Aus vs. NZ tomz night!!! [}:)]

sflack said...

Male 20, seeks Female(s) 20+
Currently lives in Melbourne.
Windsurf's on every day that available, extreamly fit with bulging biceps and rippling abs!

Currently the Chiefton/Sheriff at the local school teaching After School Care.
Hopefully travel next year! (needs funding)

You know you want it

Call me 1800-WindWack [}:)]

Cha Ching!!!