OK, I admit it.
waveSave is my alter ego. Ever since I was diagnosed as having a split personality I have been living a double life.
I have taken up windsurfing again because I NOW realise Kiting is Gay.
You have all been exactly right to bag kitesurfing on this forum.
Please ignore me if I say anything to the contrary. My medication should help.

WaveSlave,

Smile; Chuckle;

waveTroll.....waveSave,
whatever your fucn user-name is,
you flatter me with my very own topic heading, however....
I am most unworthy.

Please note:
I have toned-down my poley bashing of late, instead....
I've adopted a more conciliatory approach.

This has probably come about due to the changing attitude of my fellow wavesailors.
Lately, the poleys have become more accepting and more respectful of kiters in the waves.

It's been a long haul but the kiters firstly needed to pay their dues.
Respect had to be earned,
the poleys weren't about to roll-over and let kooks mess with the pecking order.

Yeah, they still hate kite-lines,
but over the years they have become more string-savy.
Share the ocean,
waveslave.

I thought you'd toned down because you finally got some insight into what a complete tool you are. Bet your just a little bald inadequate man with "little man's syndrome" and the reason you mouth of so much is to make your self feel BIGGER. If you grow a mustache, drink Solo real fast, make out you know everything and puff your chest out, that should help. Or do some counselling to reslove some of you childhood issues.
Do you have a job?
Have you ever had a job?
Are you on the dole or a scamming a pension?

Guesswork nah just intuition and a bit of common sense