Im mikes brother, I own a van, and we put all our windsurfing gear in it...
its horrible to drive, no fun at all.
Im pretty sure he said he wanted something that 'went alright'
That means NOT a van...in any form...
Because its not just about getting from A to B, its getting there as quikly as possible

Just buy any decent car, then get a tow bar fitted...
and get a trailer...
and if you really care about looks, get one of the towbars that allow you to slide the end section off so it looks like you dont have a towbar..
I dont know why I have to be on the internet to tell you this, I could just run across to your room and yell at you

-Stevo