Shmag, maaaate, I still cant understand what the hell your describing


as only new at this sport, pissing myself laughing, understanding what your trying to get across.
Iv had a few shots on a 5.0 in half mast logo down the line stuff I presume you had a 5 up but whats the rest mean?
They are very on/off, (you gotta a switch on it,or what)
Buggered if I know what your talking about here? are you saying that there isnt any in between, either they are going flat chat, or not at all?
I am OK (I think) down to the last bit


Something which you dont think about it the fact they are very quite, so its kinda weird at first coz there isn't much noise.
I
gotta say "noise" what bloody noise, its a sail they dont make any, do they?

Now before you say to yourself, whos this dickhead, just think back to the time you sort of started in this sport, have another read and I think you may crack up as well.
Its a bit like a Kiwi asking me one day, what’s a "chuckawobbly" and "chuckalap" made perfect sense to me at the time. Chuckawobbly, somebody spat the dummie, and Chuckalap, somebody test run a machine to see how it went. Poor old Kiwi didn’t have a clue what the Aussies where talking about.


And yep, no bloody wind around so might as well read all this stuff, A.