I could picture the headlines ...
"Windsurfer Drowns in 50cms of Water"
or
"Medical Breakthrough -- A Man That Can Breathe Under Water"
The scene is Dutch-Inne in a strong NW wind, lotsa waves and slop and a windsurfer who hasn't sailed since March.
Feeling pretty good about the wind and waves but the fitness ( or lack of ) is starting to show after about 30 mins so I decide to go in for a rest.
Sail in to shore, jump-off in the shore break and somehow end up under the sail with harness re-hooked up and pinned to the sand.
Now after trying to push the sail up I realise that 4.7 m2 ( sail size )x about 20cm ( approx depth of water ) of surging sea water = close to a tonne of wieght so abandon that idea and try to unhook to no avail - somehow the line had twisted and with the shorebreak washing in and out I was starting to think FAARK !!
This is getting serious and I take in a mouthfull of water which doesn't contain any air so that didn't help.
Next plan was to try and push the leach of the sail towards the mast so I could at least stick my head above water for a gulp of air -- that DID work and probably saved me from an embarassing demise ( after all who would believe that someone could die in such shallow water - I DO ! ) But I'm still stuck mostly under the sail.
I quick yell for help to an unidentified guy who was just launching got him scurrying back to help -- Thanks mate -- but just as unexpectedly as it hooked-in the harness unhooked itself so all he had to do was help get the sail and board out of the washing machine.
It's amazing how easily a fairly simple stumble nearly turned into a major faaark-up.
Lesson learnt -- respect the shore break and as I fast approach 50, try and stay a bit fitter before sailing in these winter fronts.

