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Mcfly

56 posts

Mcfly

WA, 56 posts

25 Mar 2004 8:30pm

I Have to leave this windsurfing Mecca soon

and I have a problem .....
I've yet to land a 4ward loop still connected to my board , I get into a head down position, pass wind loudly , my testicles communicate with my feet and scream GET OUT OF THOSE STRAPS!!
My body straightens and I perform a nice body slam to the amusement of anyone watching I then swim around thinking "where the f**k am I".
Does this sound familiar? can anybody help-I have a few days left ,could this be a psychological problem remedied by outrageously expensive therapy?
Or are my nuts just acorns

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Mcfly

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

25 Mar 2004 9:25pm

Until someone sensible replies you'll have to put up with me

A Testicle enlargement program can be arranged for you at the right price

The basic principles on testicle enlargement include:

1. Close your eyes and hope for the best
2. Bull****, tell people you have, and that the witnesses were heading back on the next flight to Kazakstan.
3. Pay me, "all of the gear your trying to sell", and I'll say I saw you do a one handed forward
4. All non of this appeals I'm afraid it's the old "bicycle pump and syringe method"

Payback Time McFly

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Hardie SoftBoy

mike

75 posts

mike

WA, 75 posts

25 Mar 2004 10:06pm

Keeping with Hardman's comment. I don't see the problem.

What better than seeing someone forward loop? Seeing someone wipeout while trying one!!!!

I know this doesn't help much.

Try to relax as you rotate, and look for the landing area. Your already over the hardest part by starting the rotation, stay COMMITTED!!!!

This may help.

Mcfly

56 posts

Mcfly

WA, 56 posts

25 Mar 2004 10:42pm

TRY TO RELAX!!!!
The last guy who said that to me was a doctor and he had KY in his hand and a rubber glove on

and it was about as realistic then as it is now! But thanks for trying to help Mike.

Mcfly

mike

75 posts

mike

WA, 75 posts

26 Mar 2004 3:00am

Perhap your thinking of the doctor subconsiously

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

26 Mar 2004 1:01pm

McFly,

The challenge is on for Saturday

Have a training video on loop

Have sports psychology visualisation exercise for you

Have pool for you to practice rotations holding boom only, looking for water surface as suggested by Mike

And the bicycle pump and syringe are ready

Have you got the guts McFly

Hardie SoftBoy

leski

NSW

661 posts

leski

NSW, 661 posts

26 Mar 2004 4:10pm

I 'll be driving south on sat.... (shouldn't get too excited too early and jiinxed the day like Timl).....
but still

could bring a video camera!!!....if Mcfly want it on cam to keep as a Souvenir!!!!

steveh

113 posts

steveh

WA, 113 posts

26 Mar 2004 4:41pm

wise words indeed.

I looped this year for the first time (feb 25th, 5.30pm, Coro, not that it means a lot to me). I tried growing bigger testicles, but that didnt work. What did it for me was to close my eyes! A bit girly, but I found if you keep your eyes open, even if you look backwards, you always have a quick peek out of the corner of your eye, you freak out, sheet out and thats stops the rotation, and you land hard. You get a bit fed up with this. I also got pissed off with seeing italian and german muppets doing them, when they could barely gybe

steve

Mcfly

56 posts

Mcfly

WA, 56 posts

26 Mar 2004 8:09pm

No falls no balls,no guts no glory;I'm there,I'm stoked-lead the way Hardon!

If only I could get a live link to Kazakstan!!

Mcfly

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