Thanks for quick ideas guys, appreciated.
> Sounds like you are in the US now
Not fair to rub it in...

> Sundry products...
OK will look them up, am on the road though, difficult.
Only one I have ready access to is the GF's nail polish...
> If it was deep enough to let water in you'd know it
Agreed, but the board is smash brand new - no pun.
> Are you going to perform your somersault thru the boom?
I sorta busted me balls on the Goya this week doing just that.
Morale is: if I do it, it's gonna be at the very end...
Thanks again all,
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