Tardy said..Rod Stewart wore tights

Rod Stewart ,
OMG in capitals ,
Sad .
Was In the facimity doing canaps a year ago .( please don't judge , I was doing the romantic city thing ) ,
Trust me , it costs extra to get a smoking balcony , and I don't smoke

Amongst the minders , family and pretty wife . Yes pretty

I was bumping shoulders getting to The dishes.
This superstar , That my sister swooned over, ...
Was normal , we both picked over the best bits of bacon .
Anyway , thats about as famous as I get