Dream on mate!

> cause of all your problems

Wanna talk about it ?

Women will always conflict with windsurfing and want to restrict it. It's called "control", or "nesting" for the politically correct. It always starts with "I understand it's your sport, I never want to interfere, etc." Next thing you know you end up painting walls and decorating the house - at her taste of course.

Worse: if you manage somehow to teach a sheila *and* she takes to it, then she'll dump you anyways.

Ya need to find one that has an equally taking, regular sport activity, tennis, whatever. Then she'll understand you and give you time and space. Macrame, going out with the girls, skiing twice a year and beaching don't count.

Did you want other advices here ?

You guys chucked such a downer on that. I reckon it is a good idea so I'll start:


35y/o Aust male, n/s, s/d, gsoh, easygoing, SOR. Sks cauc fem, 18-25, slim, gsoh, pref blonde, for regular poling (At Dutch Inn or Scarbs is fine)

Hey, what about a bbq?

Mark _australia said...



35y/o Aust male, n/s, s/d, gsoh, easygoing, SOR. Sks cauc fem, 18-25, slim, gsoh, pref blonde, for regular poling (At Dutch Inn or Scarbs is fine)

Someone's done this before! I can't figure out what any of the abbreviations are. Doesn't matter, I already know you're not my type.

The GPS guys could have their own 'Speed Dating' section.

Leech you are safe from me you are not really my type either. At least you are nicer than Hardie though.

i allways wanted to start a windsurfing harem

Leech said...

Richiefish said...

wonder why it is that the ratio of male to female windsurfers seems to be about 40:1 ?????? Imagine if this statistic were reversed?? The mind bogels...

Then it would be ballet

could wear boardshorts over the tights ???

ps. I'm pretty sure if you take a chick and show her how to windsurf, you'l REALLY quickly find out alot about her and if you really like her, also if she likes windsurfing. 1 day max I say ehehhehe.

hahahaah, whats wrong with overclocking? I have a girlfriend, and I windsurf and I overclock.
although, my rig is a little old now, and my Uber BH-6 ram running 262mhz 2-2-2-11 isn't quite as good as it used to be :p

anyways. GET OUT THERE AND GET A WOMAN!!! ;)
I dont even have a gps for windsurfing lol, too poor :(

Problem is not to get a GF, that's the easy part. The problem is not to have her take over everything, including the sport.

Anyways, regarding the ratio: the last 25-30 guys (at least) that I've seen teach their GF where teaching in the worst possible conditions. As if they wanted them to fail, as if they just wanted to look good. The macho thing.

I mean, super-strong wind, smallest possible unstable sinker board, and worse: highest possible boom. Of course the Sheilas give up.

pierrec45 said...

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Anyways, regarding the ratio: the last 25-30 guys (at least) that I've seen teach their GF where teaching in the worst possible conditions. As if they wanted them to fail, as if they just wanted to look good. The macho thing.

I mean, super-strong wind, smallest possible unstable sinker board, and worse: highest possible boom. Of course the Sheilas give up.

I've even seen a father do this to his daughter, perhaps he didn't want to risk her getting better than him????

True story:
Melville Beech 3 weeks ago one very very good windsurfer who will remain nameless, just had to go and teach this young lady, beginner, with the green bikini top and matching G string the finer points of how to stand on a windsurfer and maybe hold a sail.
That he strayed into deeper water (He is tall) so that he was looking up (from her ankles) for a free 30 minutes lesson was strange. I and others on the beech gave him the vote for doing the yards in appreciation of a great looking girl and possible mate.
I wonder what PWA people charge for lessons?

Hey Exman, I'll do all that for you..........

Stewie has said it before and will say it again now. Stewie means no harm, Stewie is a lover not a hater. Plus, I have already had 6 emails from windsurfing girls. Its my looks.