Got myself zapped with a laser a couple of years ago - both eyes. Intralase - no blade/pain, although a wierd smell of burning hair

Decided to get it done after losing a contact in a mini-tri at St Kilda, dumping the 'good one' on the basis that it was confusing the hell out of my brain, and then not being able to find my roadbike during the transition....net result was that my missus ended up beating me. Never again.
Best cash I've ever spent - instant result, no aftercare req'd and you can say goodbye forever to trying to find your specs at 3am in the morning.