poor relative said...
Yeah i'm gonna head out to the offshore bombies.
Can you provide boat support hardie?
Well Reli, even though I am a highly qualified seaman having recently been awarded an RST (Recreational Skippers Ticket), would you want to go out in a boat with someone who sat in his car at Prevally looked out to the 8m sea, and began to sob uncontrollably, substituting his thumb for a teat and calling out for his mummy?