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P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
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6 Aug 2007 10:50am
why do kitesurfers wear there boardies over the wetsuits? i know guys that used to windsurf for years, now they kite and started doing the boardie thing, i often ask if kiters have smaller packages? if we start kiting will my knob shrink? is this another reason not to change teams? thoughts anyone...
Leech
Leech
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6 Aug 2007 10:53am
Yawn
555
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6 Aug 2007 11:03am
You're asking the wrong forum..

If you're worried about the small size of your package, you might try a seat harness..
curac
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6 Aug 2007 11:06am
it's pretty strange.

did you see that thing guy cribb did a recently where he sailed 100KMs or something. it's in the UK so it's cold which is why he is wearing a steamer, but he's wearing white boardies and a rashie over his wet suit. ok the rashie mayber for some sponsor thing although it was just an animal rashie.

it seemed pretty stupid to me. was he trying to make it look tropical?

the last thing i would want to do if i was sailing 100kms is wear anything extra.
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
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6 Aug 2007 11:35am
555 my package is fine.. that's why i say no to boardies over your wettie...
555
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6 Aug 2007 12:07pm
Only thing I can think of apart from making himself more visible, was maybe he was worried about getting too hot - and wanted the extra cooling of the water evaporating off the outside of his wettie. I wondered about trying to protect his gear from UV.. but seeing as it's all sponsored I can't imagine that he'd be too worried.

Good to hear you're comfortable PC..
curac
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6 Aug 2007 1:56pm
well since we are sharing..

My package is huge. like really really really huge. sometimes i think i should wear boardies to stop everyone getting embarrased.

also i think sometimes i am the cause of all the boardies over wetties stuff. you know cause of my hugeness
Mark _australia
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6 Aug 2007 3:00pm
Yeah I get it too. They see the snake tucked down the inside leg of my steamer halfway to my knee.

The stares are emabarassing
stribo
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6 Aug 2007 5:44pm
Well all i can say is at least they aint wearing their tiger pattern speedo,s on the outside of their wetties
Richiefish
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6 Aug 2007 6:28pm
for those who are worried about their "package" and cold weather shrinkage problems, you can now get package enhancing undies. Or you could wear your boardies under, your wetsuit?????
DL
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7 Aug 2007 5:06pm
When I sailed dinghies we used to wear boardies over our wetsuits. But rather than being "cool", it was to prevent the stainless steel bits and pieces on the deck from ripping holes in the bum of your wetsuit.

So maybe kitesurfers wear boardies on the outside to protect their wetsuit when getting dragged around on their arse? I've seen kitesurfers get dragged up the beach and over the sanddunes on their arse before, so it stands to reason.

firiebob
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7 Aug 2007 6:02pm
Up here in the tropics, we have to wear stinger suits (lycra) during summer, not a good sight on a Old B*stard So I wear bordies over the top, I'm also out numbered by Tea Baggers, so I fit in
Sorry guys
Richiefish
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7 Aug 2007 8:12pm
maybe its for the same reason that superheros wear thier undies on the outside of their tights ?????
elizabethb
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7 Aug 2007 10:07pm


LOL. LOVE this topic. Again. Well I will admit for the millionth time that yes, us kiters whom choose to wear boardies over their wetsuits, are yes... Somewhat Gay.

But we will continue to do it.

However, when I surf in a wetty I don't wear boardies. I just prefer the look with boardies than without. A break from the expanse of wetsuit to look at lol

oceangirl
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7 Aug 2007 8:13pm
I wear boardies over my wettie and it's not about modesty for me. I know other chics who do the same. I think it's more about a fashion look.
Mr. No-one
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7 Aug 2007 8:18pm
I heard that curac's hugeness is so bent he doesn't need a harness to hook in.About the boardies on the outside, it's to let other like minded people know which team they bat for (not ours).
swoosh
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8 Aug 2007 11:02pm
i wear boardies inside my wetsuit, am i alone?
t o b y
t o b y
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9 Aug 2007 3:46am
Do you want to look like this



or this



is there even a need to question it?
Haircut
Haircut
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9 Aug 2007 9:39am
photos of Germans windsurfing from 1984 don't count lucky u didn't find one of the many speedo wearing Germans

DL
DL
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9 Aug 2007 9:11am
quote:
Originally posted by t o b y

Do you want to look like this



No. Those guys look like tossers.

Let me guess, you reckon it looks cool.

I bet you also raid your girlfriend's makeup box to use her eye-liner.
grumplestiltskin
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9 Aug 2007 9:16am
This is a rather fetching picture of some of my mates


And these particular mates are all rather small, so you can see my dilemma when it comes to boardies over wetsuits.
Unlike Mark_Aus who only manages to pack to halfway down to his knee, I am stuck with having to wear a steamer to prevent any unwanted escapes from the bottom of my shorts.
laurie
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9 Aug 2007 11:59am
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

This is a rather fetching picture of some of my mates




Has #2 got the beans above the frank? How do you get the beans above the frank?
grumplestiltskin
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9 Aug 2007 10:25am
quote:
Originally posted by laurie

quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

This is a rather fetching picture of some of my mates




Has #2 got the beans above the frank? How do you get the beans above the frank?


Apparently its a common biking injury, something to do with those small pointy seats
Leech
Leech
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9 Aug 2007 11:23am
quote:
Originally posted by laurie



Has #2 got the beans above the frank? How do you get the beans above the frank?



I don't think you're supposed to look that closely...
mikey100
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9 Aug 2007 1:53pm
Confushis says- THE LONGER THE BOARDIES, THE SHORTER THE ....
Poida
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9 Aug 2007 1:11pm
I think its a euro thing. Its so cold in europe the boardies make them feel like their in a tropical paradise
laff77
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9 Aug 2007 4:41pm
That is just oh so wrong!
The Grinch
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9 Aug 2007 5:12pm

OK, took me 15 minutes before i finally looked at the guy!
grandfromage
grandfromage
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9 Aug 2007 5:17pm
the smile on your face lets me know that you need me... theres a truth in your eyes says that youll never go out with me...
elizabethb
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9 Aug 2007 9:57pm
quote:
Originally posted by laurie

quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

This is a rather fetching picture of some of my mates




Has #2 got the beans above the frank? How do you get the beans above the frank?



oh Lozza... lozzzaa Lozzaa Lozza

LOL

sorse
sorse
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13 Aug 2007 11:06am
sidepipe, bloody euro's are a strange bunch.
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